August 19, 2006
I want one of these so bad it hurts.
If you really loved me you would buy me a personal submarine.
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*buys Ralph a personal submarine*
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You want a photo? You are easy to please. I think, however, that if it were an actual submarine, I'd want it to have wheels, preferably bicycle tires. One could toddle along to the Octopus's garden. On the other hand, if it had small car tires, it would look a bit like a Jetsons' version of the Nash Metropolitan. I always pictured those as being driven by Goofy, so maybe it is a dog thing. I guess that if I wanted a personal sub, it would be based on the Isetta. the windows are perfect!
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We all live in a yellow submarine.
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I want it to have laser beams.
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yes please. it would make the commute from the island I live on in the East Bay into San Francisco a lot more fun. does it have an iPod hookup?
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private and commercial users who require a small, easily operated submersible for pleasure or work related activites. "Require?" I, er, bought you a submarine, Ralph, but I uh, left it on the bus.
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Submarines are wonderful except when something go worng bblurg glub...
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Sorry Ralph, they didn't have it in yellow anymore. And you wouldn't want any other colour, would you?
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So you want that with or without the screendoor?
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This means the craft is easily launched and operated in all waters, regardless of depth, and a support vessel is not required. *Fills up the bathtub*
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I want this, along with an island with an underground sub base.
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And henchmen. If you're gonna go that far, you'll need henchmen.
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If hench are necessary, I want henchwomen. But hench are so expensive these days...
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You really can't get the hench these days.
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Bats on a Submarine It will be the sequel.
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Robotic henchmen. Who are also vikings.
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And sexy, scantily clad minions. No secret lair is complete without them.
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And sexy, scantily clad minions. Truth be told, the scantily clad thing doesn't work for me any more. I think i've been over-scantied. I've just finished watching "Black Narcissus" though and those nun outfits are hot.
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We should start preparing for world domination. For entertainment purposes, of course.
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StoreyBored, there's no such thing as "too much scanti." It's kind of like Jello in that way.
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Oh, great list, nunia!