August 15, 2006

FlyNinjas! Cricket Ninjas! Insects are being exploited in shocking cock-fighting experiments all over the world in order to provide insights into the behavior of a supposedly "superior" species: Homo sapiens.

Some insects even go so far as to dress in drag so as not to get their carapaces kicked. And, of course, it is well-known that female moths incite MothNinjas to battle it out for their own pleasure. Won't someone think of the larvae?

posted by nunia 18 years ago
  • The Neurosciences Institute in San Diego, California, set out to see if they could breed high levels of belligerence back into lab strains and to learn what genes might be implicated. I'll fuckin' kick their Poindexterous asses!
  • Girls like bad boys, Pete. Bad, bad boys.
  • Oh wonderful just what the Australian fruit industry needs - Rambo-ramped up fruit flies....
  • "The finding could provide eventual insights into human aggresion"....... "aggresion"??? nutten like an articel on a sceince subjeck by someone who ain't 'ven smart 'nuf to run a dam spellchunker.
  • Them's fietin' werds! *sput*
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  • Ralph, you're gonna get the men all aggressive and stuff. Keep up the good work.
  • FlyNinja! CricketNinja! My brethren! Whoop! Thank you nunia, l ... I feel like I truly belong *sniffs, wipes tear of joy from cheek*
  • Don't get too emotional. The salivating MothMen are watching. *slowly ushers mothninja from the thread*
  • Why yes, I would be interested in long-distance savings! Verrry interested!
  • > why not join #mofirc? because most of y'all are asleep when i visit? or at least you pretend to be... ruh roh...
  • Yeah, I went there and didn't see any pictures of this "nunia" person they're talking about. I've heard that nunia has facial hair and the strength of ten men in her pinky fingers.