August 15, 2006

FlyNinjas! Cricket Ninjas! Insects are being exploited in shocking cock-fighting experiments all over the world in order to provide insights into the behavior of a supposedly "superior" species: Homo sapiens.

Some insects even go so far as to dress in drag so as not to get their carapaces kicked. And, of course, it is well-known that female moths incite MothNinjas to battle it out for their own pleasure. Won't someone think of the larvae?

  • The Neurosciences Institute in San Diego, California, set out to see if they could breed high levels of belligerence back into lab strains and to learn what genes might be implicated. I'll fuckin' kick their Poindexterous asses!
  • Girls like bad boys, Pete. Bad, bad boys.
  • Oh wonderful just what the Australian fruit industry needs - Rambo-ramped up fruit flies....
  • "The finding could provide eventual insights into human aggresion"....... "aggresion"??? nutten like an articel on a sceince subjeck by someone who ain't 'ven smart 'nuf to run a dam spellchunker.
  • Them's fietin' werds! *sput*
  • Haven't you always wanted to see a picture of nunia? Don't you wish there was an easy, inexpensive way to find out just what she looks like? Well, now there is. Hi, Friends! RalphTheDog of Monkeyfilter here, interupting this fine nunia FPP to tell you about an exciting, free opportunity awaiting you, right here on your own computer. It's called #mofirc. That's right, #-m-o-f-i-r-c. Just a few short days ago, monkeys on #mofirc were treated to a lovely wedding photo of nunia and her husband (who we'll just call "chimaera"). It was right there, easy to click to, and best of all, it was ABSOLUTELY FREE. You heard me right, friends. Absolutely free. So if you're tired of paying for pictures of nunia, why not join #mofirc? Free nunia pictures are just one of the MANY benefits you'll find. Want to learn more? Well, why not climb on board the #mofirc chatwagon and start getting your FREE nunia wedding pictures today. You'll be glad you did. We now return you to FlyNinjas! Cricket Ninjas! starring ...nunia!
  • Ralph, you're gonna get the men all aggressive and stuff. Keep up the good work.
  • FlyNinja! CricketNinja! My brethren! Whoop! Thank you nunia, l ... I feel like I truly belong *sniffs, wipes tear of joy from cheek*
  • Don't get too emotional. The salivating MothMen are watching. *slowly ushers mothninja from the thread*
  • Why yes, I would be interested in long-distance savings! Verrry interested!
  • > why not join #mofirc? because most of y'all are asleep when i visit? or at least you pretend to be... ruh roh...
  • Yeah, I went there and didn't see any pictures of this "nunia" person they're talking about. I've heard that nunia has facial hair and the strength of ten men in her pinky fingers.