August 14, 2006

Zombie Powder. Use only as directed.

...he told them a fantastic tale of being dug up from his grave, beaten to his senses, and led away to work as a slave on a remote sugar plantation. You probably remember tetrodotoxin as the Molecule of the Month. Or perhaps in your neck of the woods they call it fugu poisoning.

posted by RalphTheDog 18 years ago
  • Hmmm that first linky doesn't like me. *puts on her "I've eaten fugu and lived" t-shirt*
  • Poisssooonnn, poisonnnn . . . tastyfish! Also a fine episode of Sealab 2021 ("Stimutacs" episode)
  • Well, this certainly trumps goofer dust.
  • Applied to the skin, huh? Well I guess the plot to Resident Evil isn't so unrealistic after all. *shakes gnawing zombie off leg*
  • I don't buy this. The truth is out there.
  • Dead On. Apply directly to the forehead. Dead On. Apply directly to the forehead. Dead On. Apply directly to the forehead.
  • Best zombie-inducing headache cure commercial EVAR. Ooh...imagine how this would change the child care industry. I wonder if Dead On comes in grape?
  • Sealab Fugu Zombie parody on Google video.
  • Zombies? Did someone say zombies? I have a copy of "White Zombie" I WAS a zombie. Last night after that bottle of cheap red, I felt a bit like a zombie...
  • I feel like these gesticulating zombies are trying to tell me something.
  • Shall I spell it out for you, Nunia?
  • You know, I am much better at charades, GramMa. How many syllables?
  • This is a famous old obsession of Fortean Times, from years back, this Zombie powder. There's a picture in one of my old back issues of a black guy bursting out of a grave, with doo-ragged onlookers agape. Apparently he would do it for a living. I've tried this fucking Zombie powder myself. Absolute rubbish. Not even a buzz!
  • Hurray! The dead type!
  • "Thank you ChyMax Zombie Powder!"
  • Spelling with zombies? No, I'm sure Aaron's safely in his grave.
  • COME HERE AT ONCE. ABE SLANEY.