July 30, 2006

Ape Shall Not Kill Ape: "Watching the violence escalate in the Middle East, as Israel advances further into Lebanon and Hezbollah missiles strike farther past the border and Hamas continues to agitate, my mind turns to the same thing all of America is thinking about – Battle for the Planet of the Apes."

Despite my love for CHUD.com, I feel I must warn everyone that their Flash ads are dreadful. You might want to turn down the volume on your computer.

  • I liked the first one, but I could never quite steel myself to check out any of the later ones. This article has pretty much told me that I made a good decision.
  • They were pretty good stuff for their time, "life imitating art" d'ya reckon? Eh, where's that Chyren bloke on this one?
  • this is post number 12345!
  • *throws roryk a nice juicy fish*
  • *intercepts toss, runs away giggling* Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!
  • *isn't eating fish at the moment anyway* *plots against berek nevertheless*
  • *adds roryk to enemies list, just after that guy at the Quicktrip and right before Al Gore's hairstylist.*