July 28, 2006

Fred of London via
posted by Berek 18 years ago
  • See that one twelfth from the top? That's you, that is.
  • I don't know what he's charging but I'll do em for a fiver less.
  • Good link. LBB.
  • nice monkeys.
  • What does LBB even mean?
  • LBW.
  • LBB means "let's ban Berek".
  • It means 'let's do it till we squeak'. I love you, quiddy.
  • Bang, quid, bang.
  • I love you, quiddy. I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! You kept telling me that there was nothing going on, that I was the only one for you, but your Visa bill said something different, you good-for-nothing hussy! *sniff* I -- I can't do this right now. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. But this discussion isn't over, you -- you two-timing slut! *slams door, yells at person who left Kleenex box empty*
  • It was the shoes.
  • I only said it cos i love to see get jealous, cappy!
  • But, but, what does that have to do with me?
  • it means we're gonna ban yr ass!
  • But only your ass. The rest of you can stay. Unless, of course, you become a complete ass, in which case there is nothing I can do for you.
  • These days he's seemed more half-assed.
  • I motion it's time for a half-assament to see if bannination is the answer here! What was the question? This is indeed high art!
  • Sometimes monkeys can be unexpectedly emotionally reserved, and they can also be surprisingly calm in situations where most other animals would panic. However, even the sharpest monkey in the tree can sometimes take things a little too literally and then because they are so honest and serious they can become irritatingly law-abiding in a most un-monkey-like way. But even the most honest and law-abiding monkey can be mischevious and manipulative when persuing a desire, and then they will delight in breaking the rules and bending the truth to gain what they want. Indeedy.