July 20, 2006

Crab people crab people tastes like crab talks like people

This post had to be done sorry.

posted by glamajamma 18 years ago
  • This post offends me.
  • Shut up, Chy. It HAD to be done.
  • It offends me to, because of its complete lack of a point, but like I said "It needed to...
  • For maximum creepiness, open last link first and leave tab open. Enjoy all the other links with that haunting MIDI masterpiece... *wtf?* That's it, glama. LBB.
  • Treatment of Crabs for People * Bathe thoroughly and towel dry. * Apply permethrin liquid (for example, "Quellada Creme rinse") over the entire skin area from chest to knees. The liquid should be applied to clean but cool and dry skin. * Leave on for 20 minutes only. Bathe and dry. * Comb pubic hair with a fine tooth comb to remove any eggs. * Wash all clothing, bedding and towels used in the past two days. Dry cleaning can also be used. * The itch may persist for a few days after successful treatment. * Repeat the treatment in 7 to 10 days. Sexual partners also require treatment.
  • Fuckit. I'm goin to bed.
  • He'd avoid Fred next time, if he could. And then what? Eh? What happened to Crabbo next?
  • Treatment of People for Crabs * Stay submerged * Apply capacin over the entire carapace include attenules and swimmerets * Leave on for 20 minutes only. Dry on rock. * Check appendages and carapace for cracks caused by nutcrackers * If hermit, consider moving to a new shell * People should be eliminated promptly after a successful treatment * Repeat the treatment in 7 to 10 days. Sexual partners also require treatment.
  • MonkeyFlitter wins
  • Did-a-chik? Dad-a-chum?
  • How is a book like $3?
  • Is that one of those Zen questions again?
  • I'm always amazed when a page has a MIDI sountrack. I'm amazed that modern computers still support that crap.
  • It offends me to, because of its complete lack of a point Goddamn it, then don't bloody post it.
  • It offends you to what? Hell?
  • Oh man, that orangutan wasn't kidding.
  • Did-a-chik? Dad-a-chum? Thankee, Sai.
  • We're awful testy lately. Must be the heat.
  • pow'ful hot tiddee.
  • I did not understand one single word of the above.
  • it was a reference to the evil crab:
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *thump*
  • OK, I'll get the kerosene, somebody get the matches.
  • OOOOOOOOhh, goody. I'll bring the hot dogs, somebody get the buns.
  • I've got some buns.... nice, taut, shapely buns
  • Fine. I'll bring French's Brown and Spicy.
  • French's Brown and Spicy?! Wasn't that a porno movie?!