July 20, 2006

In da Bginnin While you may be aware of the ongoing project to translate a Klingon version of the bible, the curious Hieroglyphick Bible, and even the lovely children's Scratch and Sniff Bible Storybook, is the world ready for the SMS bible?

'The world's most famous book, which has been translated into more languages than any other publication, is now available in the world's most modern form of communication, SMS or text. So instead of reading in Genesis how: "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth", it will now be a case of: "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth".' Brought to you by the Bible Society in Australia

posted by Lara 18 years ago
  • Organized religion continues to find new ways to make themselves look ridiculous. They never run out.
  • *large bible falls on RalphTD*
  • Scratch and Sniff Bible stories??? Hey, is that the lake of brimstone I smell, or did Jesus just cut one?
  • "In da Bginnin God cre8d da heavens & da earth". Obviously done by nOObs. In Bginin GD cre8d hvens & erth. Pay $8000 m'ass! Oh, wait, I don't txt msg. And if I did, it wouldn't be da Bbl.
  • "BBL", last words of Jesus to his disciples?
  • Just in time. I have to do a reading at a wedding this weekend. King James is so old and busted...
  • In Bginin GD cre8d hvens & erth. Ahem, I believe you mean Rth.
  • Jesus was 1eet
  • Rth *hangs head TUM: Sorry, I'm really too old to be fluent in 1eet.