July 16, 2006

HotCaptcha "In order to prove to us you are not a robot, select the three hot people."
  • When I click "switch to men," it doesn't.
  • it switched to men for me. i've discovered that i'm very bad at identifying hot guys.
  • I took their temperatures and they all seem rather cold.
  • a.k.a. the "who is < 125 lbs captcha". I mean seriously, the only thing that passes for "hot women" these days seems to be "thin and slutty". I have seen a lot of drop-dead gorgeous women who are slightly overweight.
  • Oh, no! I clicked "switch to men" by accident, and now I can't get David Hasselhoff off my mind, and I am noticing how old and tacky all of my clothing is!
  • I agree. Wouldn't "pick out the three cats" from a bunch of pictures of say teddy bears be just as effective? It seems like this is more about picking out "hot" people and picking on "unhot" people than replacing those craptacular number and letter captchas that I can never get right on the first try.
  • "In order to prove to us you are not a robot, select the three hot people generic skanks and fratboys who caught the clap while on spring break last year." What's up with that goddam Kissy Cam face?!? Who started that, who thought it was cute, and why do idiots keep doing that?
  • Darnit, the women I thought were hot weren't scrawny pouting cat-posed goofballs. I must not be human.
  • *pulls ring and runs away*
  • Who decides what's hot?
  • That's a hot camel!
  • Apparently, hot men aren't the same thing as sexy men.
  • They appear to use HotOrNot data, so it's about as accurate as it's going to get. Not that it's necessarily accurate. I managed to pass the several times I tried, although occasionally the stretched pictures made it harder. With the men, though, it's a crapshoot. For me, anyway.
  • The women I love are all overweight.
  • Find the hottest hedgehog. per jccalhoun's request
  • Jccalhoun, I lubs me some hedgehogs!! Ooh, ponies, I found me some kittens.
  • /delurk Hedgehogs, kittens, heffalumps. Much better than what appears to be Sexism Day on MoFi.
  • Yeah, prismatic, now we're being sexist furries... much better
  • How is this link sexist? Tasteless, sure. Shallow, absolutely. Sexist?
  • Wouldn't "pick out the three cats" from a bunch of pictures of say teddy bears be just as effective? One theoretical weakness of this type of image-selection captcha is that a pool of (for example) a few hundred cat-and-teddy pictures could fairly easily be cataloged by an unfriendly web-surfer. The cataloge could allow a computer to use a cheat-sheet approach to bypass the intended image-recognition problem. By using the endless supply of new people pictures from something like hotoronot.com, this weakness is at least somewhat mitigated. As a bonus, they're already pre-scored by common consensus, so new pictures can be added to the pool used by the captcha completely automatically. In spite of which, I still find this idea leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
  • Much better than what appears to be Sexism Day on MoFi. Good eye. That's why all of MoFi is mocking the sexism. Because we're all sexist. Your attention to detail astounds.
  • Sing along everybody! (sung to the tune of deep in the heart of texas) (don't forget to clap) Her rear a sight It's quite a fright Deep in my heart I'm sexist What's that I spy Is she a guy? Deep in my heart I'm sexist
  • Good eye. That's why all of MoFi is mocking the sexism. Because we're all sexist. Your attention to detail astounds.> *badaboom* that's me told...
  • *click* Could not load any data from this location. Damn. I want my dose of sexism!
  • What's the term for when MoFites crash a site (like dugg, farked, slash-dotted..)? Mofied? Monkeyed? Flung? Pooped? HotCaptcha'd?
  • Monkeynutted has a nice ring to it.
  • Monkeynutted has *my* vote!
  • Oh, teh cutz! I can't wait till there's an itty bitty scarf for the patient nekked blue heffalump!
  • Hot is in the Eye of the Beholder....
  • Apparently, cute black women are not hot. I resign my position as a human. Can I interest anyone in some herbal viagra/texas hold 'em?
  • Does this mean that if you post your pic on Hot or Not, you essentially give permission for it to be used in any way from that point on?
  • Nickdanger - yeah, she's cute, though the pic is very small.
  • It was bigger on the site, and trust me, she was cute.