July 10, 2006

Nutjob sues Nike and Michael Jordan because he looks like Michael Jordan.
posted by Koko 18 years ago
  • *shakes head, goes off to make dinner*
  • Idiocy used to get 15 minutes of fame. Attention whore.
  • Does this mean I can sue JK Rowling and Harry Potter?
  • Am I the only one who notices that this feller doesn't particularly look like Mr. Jordan?
  • I want to sue people for being stupid.
  • Hang on. He shaves his head and wears an earring, which both make him look more like Jordan, and plays basketball, and he's complaining that he looks like Jordan? I think this is where the phrase "attention whore" comes in handy.
  • Following his reasoning, he shouldn't be suing Jordan. He should be suing goatse, because he looks like a giant gaping asshole to me.
  • I'm suing me, for looking like me. It's making life hell. And then I'm suing Johnny Depp for looking nothing like me. Handsome BASTARD!!!!
  • Hey! If you sue Johnny maybe he'll go broke and have to "hire himself out," if you know what I mean! SUE! SUE! SUE!
  • And who's this Susan when she's at home?
  • I once ran into a blubbering drunk (in Wilmington, NC of all places - Jordan's hometown) who was running through the street yelling, "I'm Michael Jordon!!" Sure enough, the big fat white dude coughed up his driver's license - his name was Michael Jordon.
  • Zod would never put up with this foolishness.
  • "Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said. *gives him the tracicle look*
  • "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to." Huh? Twat.
  • Oh, if I could not be like Mike.