July 03, 2006

Most. Annoying. Website. Ever. Don't say you weren't warned. Via Google Humor.
posted by Berek 18 years ago
  • No, there are worse ones than that. As I'm sure the monkeys will show us.
  • Oh, a challenge! The gauntlet has been thrown! Who shall rise to meet it?
  • Needs some spyware or trojans really. That would be more annoying. Did anyone else make it to the final page?
  • Nitpick: it's not "Google humor." Google has nothing to do with creating that directory, they just repackage dmoz with their name on it and call it "Google Directory" but they had nothing to do with creating it, as it is a community project.
  • i've never seen that "ripple" text function before. *imagines the ascii drawing possibilities*
  • Well that was indeed craptastic.
  • Yeah, thanks for the really shitty post.
  • Plus it only had one link! Why couldn't you find 50 annoying websites, dammit? And it kicked my cat.
  • And it only has enough material for a 20-item multiple choice test with 1 literary essay!
  • This post made me commit SUICIDE. I hope that the crushing weight of the guilt upon your head crushes your head with its crushing weight. Funeral's at 2, if anyone's interested in humping my corpse.
  • Berek, that was so annoying. I'd much rather visit a site on corpse humping. Wait, I'm already at MoFi. Never mind!
  • It has two links, guys. Just in under the line. See you there quid.
  • Do I have to hump at the funeral? Corpse-humping is so much more satisfying after exhumation...
  • (Makes another mark on the idiots list)
  • Needs more horse buggery.
  • No, there are worse ones than that. As I'm sure the monkeys will show us. Aaaannndddd no one has risen to Chyren's challenge! That means I am the champion.. I am the champion.. OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!
  • Sad, sorry waste of time.
  • Berek you are reading this.. so just read this: Post nothing as shit again. I'd bet hard cash you not only read & understood but agreed.
  • Bang.
  • Am I the only one pissed off by this thread? he he. I keed, I keed.
  • Sorry Nunia, that's erotic, not annoying.
  • Berek, I am becoming very VERY worried about you! Please call home right away, your dad & I would like to know that you aren't taking those nasty drugs again, and hanging out with those bizarre people in their bizarre costumes!!! and please take your meds, sweetie!
  • that's erotic, not annoying. Ew. You nasty.
  • I'd bet hard cash you not only read & understood but agreed. That sounds like a challenge. Is that a challenge? I bet it's a challenge! /Wishes Medusa was my mommy. //Will I turn hard if I look at her? ///Turn to stone, I meant will I turn to stone!
  • It still amazed me, Berek, that you proclaim that you're a recent graduate of Iowa state, with a major in Philosphy, and minors in English and Women's Studies, while you continue to post/comment as if you were about 12. Thinking that I wanted to warn off anyone I knew from going there, I checked out their catalogue and found, to my surprise, that they didn't seem to have a program in Women's Studies. But, hey, maybe that's just a nit. So, since you were a philosophy major, I'm sure your have something to add the this old thread on Qualia. It's one of my favorites of all time, and it would be nice to see it reopened with some educated comments. And, if you're not who you claim to be, why not just be you? I think we might be able to deal with that.
  • Psst, path: look at the very bottom of that catalogue page, right above College of Veterinary Medicine.
  • berek, you better be glad path is not yr mom or you'd be in for some discipline!!
  • Thrust, Parry, Spin! Alt F4 - Aha!
  • Yeah, right, if I was going to adopt a false identity it would be that of a sexually frustrated, unemployed, out of shape, Liberal Arts Major! Iowa State Women's Studies The Inverted Spectrum looks interesting and I will endeavor to peruse it. Perhaps will post response if I come up with something not covered in previous thread. I also promise that my next post will be more philosophically based. /Drops trou. //Grabs ankles. ///Awaits punishment.
  • Gosh. NEVER do that in front of a horde of monkeys!
  • Bring in the horse!
  • /sees red
  • Oh, that? He's been ill, tracicle. sorry, so sorry
  • Yeah, right, if I was going to adopt a false identity it would be that of a sexually frustrated, unemployed, out of shape, Liberal Arts Major! Add "mild-mannered" and ya got yerself a good superhero secret identity!
  • MonkeyFilter: If I was going to adopt a false identity it would be that of a sexually frustrated, unemployed, out of shape, Liberal Arts Major!* *Throws bucket of ice water at Berek, hands out a scratchy towel Whoa!! Change that to under-employed and add ageing, and Berek could be living my life!
  • We're Lambda Lambba Lambda and - Omega Mu! We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you.
  • Anybody remember the MST3K short about Iowa State?
  • Change that to under-employed and add ageing, and Berek could be living my life! Berek sheepishly admits that he was the world's oldest undergraduate. /Same age as classmates parents. //Young lady pointed and laughed when asked out. ///Countered with the is your mom single ploy? //Hilarity not ensue. /Owned clothes older then her. IMPROPER SLASHIE USAGE, TEN YARD PENALTY
  • you guys are such crazy losers
  • use of the slashy and cliches denotes Berek as a Farker....
  • Would that be a Mortar Farker? Cuz that would be wrong, you know.
  • /Owned clothes older (,) then her. Owned or Pwned?
  • No Berek, sorry, I have that title.
  • Wanna bet? I'm old enough to remember life before cable TV. Heck I'm old enough to remember black and white TV. durn whippersnappers. kids today gots no respects for their elders. get off the lawn. and get a haircut.
  • I'm old enough to remember nickle candybars And 45 rpm So there! *takes out dentures, shakes cane, sticks out tongue
  • Yeah? Uh, well, I had to walk, um, twelve miles uphill both directions in knee deep snow to go to school where the teachers beat knowledge into me with broken beer bottles. Broken LITE beer bottles!
  • Well, when I went to school, we had to walk wearing sandals, and we met in the forum and had stone tablets to write on with our fingernails. And that was before Lite beer was bottled! You had to drink it straight from the horse.
  • Back on topic, is it the consensus that the referenced website is, in fact, the most obnoxious on the internet? Because my MySpace page would just plain slap that bitch. (It's got interpretive dancing, for chrissake!)
  • Weren't them nickel candy bars kind of hard to chew? At least gold ones would be soft.
  • Gold candybars fill your molars at the first bite.
  • I notice that no one, except for Nunia in a pathetic mixing up of erotic with annoying, has risen to the challenge of finding a more annoying website. I'm still number 1! Waves indes finger in air, dances in circle, puts hands on hips, does annoying hipthrust thing, BOO-YAH!!!!!!!!
  • Dang! You have bested me with your superior googlefu! I humbly bow and scrape in submission.