March 01, 2004

• She sure like that cheap glass shit.
• Well, let me just run right out and get her a little som'thin som'thin. Have you seen the way she dresses? Not that I pay a whole lot of attention, but besides lop-sided boobs, she ain't got the best taste in the whole wide world.
• Deja vu.
• So many platters, bowls, and vases. Surely that's all just junk that will end up in the basement?
• beeswacky: But I have a new link to go with it!
• Stuff that I would have though a rich actress would already have. T, anyone?
• What does one do with a $160 rollerball pen? /me hasn't held onto a pen for more than a week.
• I'm not getting it. I'm entirely baffled. Anyhow, I printed both the links above out, and I honestly can't find the slightest difference between them. Nor between those and the first one of the FPP from the 6th. Help? -- wot am I missing? Where is this new link? Wot oh wot oh where can it be? /beeswacky the bleary-eyed
• Wow, a grand for a candle stick? $4500 for two trays? $3000 for a menorah? Maybe I should get married and just ask for the cash value of things like these. If Tori and whoever would simply donate the cash value of the stuffon this list that they don't need (like the crappy clocks and pens) they could rescue an underfunded school. I wonder if they got tax cuts.
• Careful with that menorah, Crazy, or someone might hit you with it.
• You know who uses menorahs, don't you? Filthy Jews who killed the lord Jesus Christ. /ducks
• Careful, them Jew-boys is armed.
• Wolof, I welcome it. Paying $3000 for a piece of silver, supposedly to practice your religion, is an insulting affront to God and a clear case of idol worship. When there are people suffering miserably from famine, war, and disease around the world, I think it's safe to assume that God would prefer the money go to a better cause than Tiffany & Co. This isn't meant to single out Jews or any other religious people. I was brought up in the Catholic Church myself and the Vatican is built on mountains of gold and jewels. Still, they send a collection plate around and take money from the poor to fund an obstructive and secretive organization that has been complicit with human suffering for a thousand years. Go ahead and buy your $3000 menorahs and crucifixes, but don't pretend that you have to in order to honor your ancestors. I too had relatives who had to hide from the Nazis, my parents, and they have always favored charities to churches. Finally, re the last couple of comments: ad hominem attacks veiled as humor are still ad hominem attacks.
• What the hell is going on in here?
• Damned if I know.
• I guess the fact that I'm Jewish doesn't matter?
• Dot's funny, you don't look Chewish.
• It's not how you look, bubbeleh; it's how you feel.
• crazy: nobody's looking for a fight. go back and read the link in Wolof's post; nax and the group got into a big tiff on this before and that's what the reference is. /love love love
• I'm still trying to work out who this ad hominid is. Is it this bloke?
• Funny she should ask for things like a cake plate. This is the woman who moved from a condo to a hotel suite because "The condo had a kitchen. Why should I have to look at a kitchen when I don't cook?"
• there goes the filter.
• Tori Spelling is Jewish???
• JESUS CHRIST, NOT THIS AGAIN!! Okay, slowly now! Carefully put down the sticks, and step away from the dead horse. Nothing to see here, folks. Keep moving.
• Beeswacky: The problem is I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT - administrator, please hope me!; the other registry is from Williams-Sonoma, and features even more tacky crap, and requests for instructions on how to cook. But someone bought her the Tulip Salad bowl. Orange Swan: Perhaps he cooks. Perhaps she's decided to learn. <joke type="bad"> Nostrildamus: Of course. Her father is a producer, and they run Hollywood, you know. </joke>
• I was kidding. ;)
• It is never, ever too late to learn to cook. Alternately, maybe her honey cooks. She doesn't need both aluminum-core and copper-core pans, though.
• I give their marriage about 18 months, tops.
• Mmm. Aluminium, for alzheimery goodness.
• Too bad she can't get TALENT from a bridal registry.
• No, but the already got the silicone, and in certain industries, that's an acceptable substitute.
• Thanks, rodgerd, for the clarification, for Hive was beginning to think Hive must beeeezzzsuperwacky. Our Tori seems to have a wee bitty of an acquisitive streak. But perhaps I do her an injustice there, for I can't say I really fathom the mind of anyone desiring a moo cow creamer. ...And dear Santa, please fetch me a KitKat Clock if I must have kitsch-catsch cluttering my days and domicile. Maybe it will amuse the collie...