June 25, 2006

Just in case you plan on kidnapping someone. Seriously, who has time to do all that cutting and pasting?

posted by monkeylion 18 years ago

So, I commit the crime "for entertainment purposes only?"
posted 18 years ago by Nickdanger
Yes. And please no wagering.
posted 18 years ago by monkeylion
Do you like scary movies?
posted 18 years ago by nunia
To set your mind at ease.
posted 18 years ago by Nickdanger
Hand over the money, or the monkey gets it!
posted 18 years ago by BlueHorse
Oh, NO!
posted 18 years ago by middleclasstool
Special instructions.
posted 18 years ago by tracicle
Action? Consequences.
posted 18 years ago by drivingmenuts
HOOOOOOPPPPKIIIIINNN! Quick, grab the ransom money. We must save the frog.
posted 18 years ago by BlueHorse
Hi World, Give me money or you'll never see me again. Sincerly, Me
posted 18 years ago by VertexOfLife
Please!
posted 18 years ago by Flagpole
DAMMIT! Who peed on my car?
posted 18 years ago by nunia
I just wanted to say ...
posted 18 years ago by drivingmenuts
they leave a blank space in the driveway for me to park beneath and be smutted by the walnut tree that hurls its pollen in the spring and spits and sprays my ancient truck throughout the blistering days until the last jaded hull has fallen
posted 18 years ago by beeswacky
Kids been Quidnapped!!
posted 18 years ago by BlueHorse
I just wanted to say ...
posted 18 years ago by nunia
This rocks!
posted 18 years ago by drivingmenuts
Or, you can just download "Ransom" from 1001freefonts.com
posted 18 years ago by The Underpants Monster
Well...
posted 18 years ago by Lara
Sacred geode, anyone?
posted 18 years ago by nunia

Monkeyfilter