June 20, 2006

Big, Bad Bessie with the M-I-L-K Which spells, as you know, WRONG. Quicktime direct link here.

And what the hell is Canada smoking? Great, that's all we need!

  • Thems a crazy videos what with the hay bales an th' hippity hoppin'. Yeah good point pete, what is up with Canada?
  • Yeah, that's like two peas in two different pods! But Canada?! I've been asking what's up with them for years! You're right! yeah pete's right what's goin' on up there?!
  • Alright, alright, calm down guys! I sure as heck don't know what's going on - but I do know that hip hop dancing cows and young sexy people should really be wearing helmets when jumping over hay bales! I mean - safety first, am I right guys?!
  • It seems so odd to me for anyone to put so much effort (and money) into promoting a commodity like milk. ♫ If it ain't eggs, it ain't breakfast, I LOVE EGGS! SOUNDBOOTH: "Again, with feeling." Bah. You Petes keep on chatterin' at each other while I come up with a clever campaign to sell air. AIR! IT'S, LIKE, BREATHABLE, MAN!
  • Yes but who doesn't love egg! . . And have an army of Korean animators working for them?
  • All your link are broke to us.
  • Dude, you just found out about this? Where the heck have you been? Oh. Right. That place that's so much UNCOOLER than HERE. (Miserable pun very deliberately intended.)
  • sorry nunia, try this - its in there somewhere (episode 1?)
  • Found it. (Flash)
  • "Come into my tummy, oh so very yummy..." Er...yeah. Move along folks. Nothing to see here.
  • It's SOOOOOO cool when those cows are fed growth hormones to make more milk. And then when when those cows' udders rupture from the hormone, it's soooo cool when they add antibiotics to the cows. And then, and then, when they make veal from the baby cows (you know, kill 'em) so they don't get to drink the milk that was meant for them, that's WAYYYYY cool. But the coolest of all is when you drink the milk with the hormones and the antibiotics and the blood and the puss. Man, it just doesn't get any cooler than. For sure.
  • hmmm I thought I tasted something special in my coffee this morning...
  • That was the coolness!
  • Too! many! petes_best! *head asplode*
  • Man, somebody's been visiting notmilk.com. Try organic milk, the hyperpasteurized no-rBGH, no antibiotics stuff from happy cows and lighten up.
  • I like the organic milk. It is yummy, and it (at least the kind I buy) comes in an opaque container. The clear plastic containers are supposed to be bad, because when milk is exposed to light a bunch of the vitamins go away. Recently, milk has begun making my stomach angry, though, so I'm going soy all the way these days in my cereal and tea.
  • Yeah, I try to purchase only organic milk, chicken, and eggs, since I'm sensitive to hormones. Do you like my beard? Trader Joe's is teh organic shit.
  • I've never been so annoyed by milk in my life.
  • Organic goat's milk is teh tasty. 'Course the fat particles are a lot smaller, so they can't skim 'em out. But if you drink whole milk anyway, give the baa-baa a try.
  • and goat yogurt is the most delicious thing in the universe. if you are in california, try redhill farm goat goodies--yum!
  • Yeah, I'm looking forward to moving to a real town next month, because living in the sticks makes it hard to get good food (you'd think living in the middle of farmland would make it easier, but nooooo...). Organic meats and cheese and produce, oh my!
  • Do you like my beard? You're Tom Cruise? Actually, I think that joke's been done here before.
  • I AM NOT COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET. You think my movies suck.
  • "Try organic milk, the hyperpasteurized no-rBGH, no antibiotics stuff from happy cows and lighten up.-Mord" Happy cows, huh? Interesting.
  • Why can't cows be happy?
  • Have you ever looked into the eye of a cow? Not much brainages there.
  • My point exactly. Ignorance = bliss. Not like they're doing long division in their heads of working up a case of the whinges about something Bush has done lately.
  • That egg video is the most erotic thing that I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • A friend of my wife's took a newspaper job in Seattle a couple of years back. Evidently she took a story assignment about some local farm. So she goes out there, does the reporting, writes the story, and goes out there with a photographer to get some shots. They agree to run a shot of one of the cows with the story. The article was sent back to her and she was informed that they'd have to go get another snap of the cow because it looked "too forlorn." "Well, was the cow supposed to be happy?" my wife asked. "No, that's the thing. This farm was getting royally fucked, so the cow had a damn good reason to look forlorn."
  • The moment when I knew my boss had finally lost his last marble happened two days ago. He spent all day Friday rejecting every photo of dairy cows I put on the kids' activity page of our newsletter. "That doesn't look enough like a dairy cow." "Can't we have one with more grass in it?" "Nope, still doesn't look like a dairy cow." (It was a Jersey with a huge udder.) I finally got one of two black and white Holsteins standing in a meadow in front of a red dairy barn. He grudgingly approved. Monday morning I found out he had spent the weekend driving around taking pictures of cows. He insisted on using one of them to replace the picture of dairy goats in the sidebar. When I pointed out that some people do drink goats' milk, his response was "You can't please everybody." What, I say, what, the fuck?
  • Sounds like the OCD Monster has your boss by the tentacles. My advice: pat his nose calmly and move on. My point exactly. Ignorance = bliss. Not like they're doing long division in their heads of working up a case of the whinges about something Bush has done lately. I heard that!! Okay Fes, put 'em up, put 'em up! I'll tear ya to peetheth!! *snort* *splutter* /boxer_dance
  • I'm not Fes! Fes went thattaway! --> <-- *runs thisaway*
  • Elmer the bull sniffs glue.
  • Ladies and gents, the petebest, petebest2, pete_best combo: milkin' it for all hethey's worth!