June 20, 2006

*Which* Ten Commandments? - As the myth relates, Moses smashed the tables of stone, and God said he'd make a new set of tables containing "the words that were on the first" Exodus 34:1. However, the second Ten Commandments in no way resemble the first set.

'Course it's a good idea!!!!

posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • ha! i'm allowed to covet my neighbor's ass!
  • Comparing the Catholic Catechism with the King James Version of the Bible is piss-poor scholarship if ya ask me. I think they broke commandment #9 (In any translation / transliteration / original Hebrew / summary.)
  • Boo! Naughty atheists & their fudging of data!
  • Just because some myth says it, it doesn't means it's tru - oh.
  • 8. The fat of my feast shall not remain all night until the morning. I take this to mean: Thou shalt wash the dishes straight after dinner
  • Baby Jesus' magic amulet of +12 damage will totally PwnX0r u dude, LOL.
  • I think this guy should leave the cause of advancing atheism to people a little more qualified. (As should most Christians.)
  • I think this guy should leave the cause of advancing atheism to people a little more qualified. (As should most Christians.)
  • MonkeyFilter: Thou shalt wash the dishes straight after dinner
  • The Ten Commandments (and derivates thereof) were nothing more than common-sense rules that the religious leaders of the day coerced their ignorant flocks to follow via the authority of Gawd. Many of the rules of the Bible are the same: don't eat rancid meat because (it will make you sick) Gawd said so. Stupid people won't take the word of smarter people, but they will take the word of some unseen spooky that lives among the stars.
  • Monkeyfilter: some unseen spooky that lives among the stars
  • 10. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its mother's milk. Well, duh.
  • The Ten Rules of Monkeyfilter: 1) He that mocks the use of the search function, or uses it carelessly, shall surely be put to death.
  • 2) He that posteth FPPs without warning of video feeds or other resource-heavy material shall surely be stoned.
  • Is that a warning, a commandment or a diagnosis?
  • 3) Thou shalt not pee in my mouth!! Pthleah! Pthh!
  • Is that a warning, a commandment or a diagnosis? Yes. Everybody must get stoned.
  • 4) Remember the wiki, and leave it virtually untouched.
  • We have a wiki??
  • I gotta go potty!
  • Medusa margaritas! Get 'em while they're hot!
  • One please! *Grmpfh!* Ack! Achhgl! Blarghk! *ptui!* /sputter You haven't got something . . less . . ducky have you?
  • Got a bit of a tang to it, hmm?
  • Do you like your Medusaritas frothy? I think she needs to drink more water.
  • "Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them." --H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
  • The good news is, we got him down to ten. The bad news is, adultery's still in.
  • I think the everybody stoned commandment is a good one.
  • And what's a molten god? Does it cease to be a deity if the temperature drops a little?
  • That's a typo, it's supposed to say a "Molson" god. Means, no Canadian divinties.
  • Clearly the second Jehovah is an impostor.
  • "Two men say they're Jesus - one of them must be wrong" --Mark Knopfler "Industrial Disease"
  • OK, we know that you can remember the 7 deadly sins by the characters on Gilligan's Island. Anyboy know a good way to remember them ten big ones?
  • Review last ten dialed phone numbers? What?
  • How's about some nifty mnemonics? OUR GOD NOW SHOWS HIS KIDS ABOUT SIN WITH COMMANDMENTS Isn't that sexy?
  • 5. Thous shalt not do single link posts
  • Ooh, thanks, nunja! I'll light a candle on the altar of St. Roy G. Biv!
  • "5. Thous shalt not do single link posts" no, that one is "thou shalt STFU until you've made more than 2 posts & have been here a bit longer"
  • Oh Chy! [laughter] *fade out* *applause* MonkeyFilter was filmed before a live studio audience Copyleft MMVI
  • See also: Ten Commandments Congressman can't name them "In this video, Stephen Colbert nails Georgia Representative Lynn Westmoreland, a Congressman who's co-sponsored a bill to require the display of the Ten Commandments in the House of Reps and the Senate. Stephen Colbert: What are the Ten Commandments? Lynn Westmoreland: What are all of them? SC: Yes. LW: You want me to name them all? SC: Yes. LW: Uhhh. "
  • That's exactly why she needs them displayed in her workplace, you athiest goat-fucker.
  • What's far more interesting is the fact that a large swath of the evangelical population believe in dispensational theology. The essence of DT is that if a law isn't specifically mentioned in the New Testament, it was fulfilled / abolished through Christ. To take that theology to it's logical conclusion, goat-fucking is a permissible activity in the New Testament dispensation. (Good news for Pat Robertson!)
  • 6. Thou shalt not double post concerning holes in the ground, wedding dresses, or cats. 1. Trac is the MonkeyBashi and Mo-Ruler, thou shalt not have any other Bashi Monkeys on the lavender. 5. Thou shalt honor thy Monkey Elders and pay no heed to the Petebests and Chy.
  • And the one *most ignored* by you sinfull preverts: 7. Thou shalt not commit disgusting corpse buggery on the Quid.
  • Thou shalt never bottom for a horse, for that shall render thy fundament fubared and is eminently mockable in the eyes of thy Lord and pretty much everyone else, sicko. Thou shalt not self-post as unto a hit-fluffer like moooshy, for the Banhammer of the Lord shall crusheth thee and all will curse they name. Thou shalt not force thy Monkeybashi to make that face that used to be up on her blog, for it is the face of Wrath, and to see it is to know perdition.
  • Tracicle, thou shalt give unto me the stone tablets you run this place with and the goat of many colours for Chy.
  • 8. Honor thy Werzog and thy Werzog.
  • Thou shalt not self-post as unto a hit-fluffer like moooshy Okay, that's fucking weird. I just got nostalgic for moooshy this morning and went back and reread that thread. FES IST MEIN DOPPELGANGER.
  • Fist is your whatagiggy? Man this place gets weirder all the time
  • Thou shalt not exhort thy curious neighbour to get a Mac.
  • Thou shalt not exhort thy curious neighbour to get a Mac. ...else expect to be perpetually available to answer all your neighbor's Mac-related questions.
  • 8. Thou shalt not link to Little Green Footballs, for their wrath is infinite, and their phone bill rather large, too.
  • 9. Thou shalt not commit n00bysms.
  • 10. Thou shalt not create thine sockpuppets. 10-a. Neither shalt thou troll.
  • 10-b. Thou shalt not exceed a given and set number of things by alphabetic subsetting of a list of said things or other means. Also, thou shalt not exceed the number of PeteBests by more than one. And we'd like to see Lara cut loose, once in a while. She's got the moxy, we can tell.
  • I'd like to learn more about this Moses fellow. Could anyone point me to some historical evidence about his life? Y'know baby-in-a-basket, plagues, the 40-yr trip to Canaan, burning bush, etc...? Love thy Monkey as thy self.
  • Love thy Monkey as thy self. At least once a day, thanks for asking.
  • Errr... hee hee hee Quid... Lynn's a dude... (EXTRA funny!)
  • 10-c: You may not have an ambiguous user-name that gives way to embarassing gender-confusion incidents, or shall surely be put to death.
  • 6. Thou shalt not double post concerning holes in the ground, wedding dresses, or cats. So does this mean I got demoted?
  • doh!
  • HA HA HA N00B
  • q?
  • Yes?
  • Quote.
  • Quoth the kid, "buggermore"
  • Damn.
  • sarah, the <blockquote> tag works, though, or you could just <em>
  • I though we used that last tag when refering to *clears throat sex