February 29, 2004

Star Wars (by which I mean Episode IV) in asciimation.
posted by tracicle 20 years ago
  • I love this. Its just a pity that they haven't updated it for a year. But considering they started it in 1997 its not surely much of a surprise that they lost interest in it.
  • I can't see it; my browser doesn't support it. And I'm so glad.
  • I could kind of see it but once the action started I couldn't tell if I was watching Star Wars or the output of a core dump.
  • Kill Bill Vol. 1 in ascii
  • Huh? Oh, the uniform...
  • Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?!
  • I killed him with a hammer oh, wait, you're talking about star wars, aren't you?
  • And Ben Kenobi says-- Ben Kenobi says nothin', fool! I killed him with my lightsaber and locked him in my fully operational battle station. My name is, my name is, my name is, the real Darth Vader.
  • We think they may be splitting up, they may be on levels five and six now sir.
  • Look, Sir, droids!
  • These aren't the droids you're looking for.
  • I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you. [true, slightly embarassing story: once used as a pick-up line in a club. Successfully.]
  • You're not on any mercy mission your highness, several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies - I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you!
  • My backpack's got jets I'm Boba the Fett I'm bounty huntin' for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'vette.
  • Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
  • I suggest a new strategy, Artoo.