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February 29, 2004
Star Wars (by which I mean Episode IV) in asciimation.
18 years ago
I love this. Its just a pity that they haven't updated it for a year. But considering they started it in 1997 its not surely much of a surprise that they lost interest in it.
I can't see it; my browser doesn't support it. And I'm
I could kind of see it but once the action started I couldn't tell if I was watching Star Wars or the output of a core dump.
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Huh? Oh, the uniform...
Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?!
I killed him with a hammer oh, wait, you're talking about star wars, aren't you?
And Ben Kenobi says-- Ben Kenobi says nothin', fool! I killed him with my lightsaber and locked him in my fully operational battle station. My name is, my name is, my name is, the real Darth Vader.
We think they may be splitting up, they may be on levels five and six now sir.
Look, Sir, droids!
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you. [true, slightly embarassing story: once used as a pick-up line in a club. Successfully.]
You're not on any mercy mission your highness, several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies - I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you!
My backpack's got jets I'm Boba the Fett I'm bounty huntin' for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'vette.
Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
I suggest a new strategy, Artoo.