June 20, 2006

• No news on cross-dressing wolf. Well, I am a bit sensitive about that stuff.
• *blows your house down anyway*
• *in ladies' panties*
• *wolf-whistles*
• * looks around for Little Red Riding Ho' *
• My, what big cajones you have, Grandmother!
• Thanks.
• In bear country An open door's an invitation to bears who, weary of hibernation, want breakfast now, being hungry as a bear, they aren't too choosy about what they eat or where.
• Bear was seen stealing a bicycle to escape.
• Although a ginger cat bravely gave chase.
• Good thing he didn't get the pop-tarts. MMMM-mmm!!!!
• Poos at 11.
• The better to eat you with, my dear.
• Hey! Trac, leave yo' GramMa's cojones alone.
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• The porridge is safe in Toronto's financial district.
• a beady-eyed Quaker poodle absconded with the boodle
• I will not forage for your porridge but I'll take a bowl of egg-in-the-hole
• Woman fends off bear with courgette/vegetable marrow/zucchini.
• Beekeeper shot while trying to protect hive from bear In other news, bear laughs ass off, dines later.
• 'He (Frost) remembers holding the gun with the trigger by his right hand and the forearm of the gun in his left hand.' What kind of gun has a forearm?