June 19, 2006

SUV What happens when you don't design your stretch limo according to the environment you will be using it in?
posted by Skrik 18 years ago
  • i like the helpful road sign above the limo.
  • heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
  • Had the driver approached the descent obliquely, he might have made it. However, if you take an SUV and neuter it like that, then you get what you deserve. This goes double for lowriders.
  • UM, it's a city. What other environment would you be using a limo in? pimped Out Limos
  • No doubt that limo is full of disppointed 14 year old girls, who only moments before where screeching out of the windows at passers-by, if the limo-hirers over there are anything like the ones around here. Diddums.
  • "What other environment would you be using a limo in?" A flat one.
  • Really poor judgement on someone's part.
  • 10 years time, these hunks of shit will be drawn around by burros. If they're lucky. Either that or we'll be hacking them up to make post-apocalyptic armour & spears.
  • It needs an accordion-bend in the middle, like those bendy straws.
  • They are my favorite type of straw.
  • I prefer the crazy straws. "You know those straws that go all over the place? Them [bad word]s is crazy." -- Mitch
  • They are my favorite type of straw. Dude, seriously? For any kind of carbonation, they give you nothing but gas. And for drinks in the milk-family, there's too much retention there. And as a weapon, you don't approach the ability of a straight-straw to shoot paper wrappers or spitballs. Dude. Seriously. Dude.
  • They make poor bedding for your horse, though.
  • Remonds me of that DAily Show segment where Rob Corddry uses a smaller car to drive back to the gas tank of his stretch.
  • Right, there's only one way to settle this. Cap'n, and the straight-straw people on this side, crazy-strawers over here, and Koko and I will go have sex in the limo. Now, now, science is science people - these things must be done properly! Now let's get to it!
  • Um, I still don't have my master's degree, petebest.
  • This makes me happy.
  • Did they blow it up like a beached whale?
  • Sadly, something we're unlikely to know: what thoughts, if any, passed through the drivers mind as he approached this intersection.
  • you non-Bay area folks may not realize this, but that beached limo is beached on one of the streets from the chase in Bullitt....
  • You just need the right kind of limo.
  • the right kind of limo for me? make it Limoges or chinoiserie but yet, don't ye know, a Monet a day would keep the blues if not the taxman far away /poetic license: for I'd rather have a van Gogh, actually
  • A Van Gogh or a Wyeth Would make a me cryeth For powerfully simple are these But both would say no To a ride in this limo Though painters today might say please Ten minutes of fame Plus five more for the vain Reward the aesthetics of cheese Ha ha! *chases Koko around with the ice tongs*
  • Limo burger. Cheeses.