June 18, 2006

A rather lame attempt... ...to create a new piece of Internet lore, and the swift debunking of it.
  • I hate "The Ring" and it's ilk with a passion that exceeds 10 Giga-Chyrens.
  • How many GChyrens is that in ยต-Blacks?
  • FUCKING KOREANS AND THEIR FUCKING HAUNTED INTERNETS
  • Quick, leave fans in their rooms and run!
  • I thought The Ring was better than Ringu. Surprising since I found Ju-On to be better than The Grudge. Just my opinion.
  • wow. that's.. really... something
  • Oh yeah, I guess we need a Grudge hoax, where you visit a website where someone died while in telnet to the server and the ghost comes after you.
  • Noodles. I like noodles. Noodles.
  • ...and there was a HOOK hanging from the scanner's power button...
  • Monkeyfilter: a passion that exceeds 10 Giga-Chyrens Ah, damn all those 'shock' sites and chain letters. I prefer remixes of current memes.
  • I guess all those people forwarding this didn't look long enough.
  • HA! Take that! You're on a roll this week, my dear.
  • Actually kind of a pretty picture, but I kept waiting for it to turn into a zombie and scream at me. "Make sure to look real close and turn your sound up LOUD, or you won't get it..."
  • Oh, no, you're not getting me with that one again...
  • That ghost chick is hot.
  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WEEZEL WAS TALKING ABOUT. SERIOUSLY, DO IT
  • COME ON FOR REAL
  • PWNED! I remember about 5 years ago there was an Internet Thing going around where you were supposed to stare long and hard at this picture of an alleyway to try to figure out what was "special" about it. After about a minute, a figure would speedily and jerkily move from the far end of the picture to right in front of the camera, and then look up; this took about a second. It's a woman in a white dress made up to look ghostly, IIRC. Scared the crap out of me... it's all about the startle response, because the thing comes out of nowhere very quickly after you've been staring at an unchanging picture for some time... but it's kind of fun to pass on. If you have a cruel streak. (Heh, heh.)
  • Please donate $5.00 to save a poor GramMa from herself. And pass this on to 500 friends.
  • I'm kinda busy - does little miss snivelly *do* anything? Because if it doesn't, as prospective memes go, this is lame as a Haim.