June 14, 2006

Sexed Robots. When boy meets girl, you just know there's gonna be some hot robot lovin'. There's even a video! (QT 11.2mb) - They sing! They mate! They, er, fall asleep! Not to be confused with
posted by kitfisto 18 years ago
  • Oh, sorry, totally SFW, BTW!
  • I was going to call out sexyrobot for being asleep at the wheel here, but when I clicked on the link, I found that these robots are distinctly not sexy.
  • I wish I had nylon genital organs...
  • No such luck, Captain. Those two robots are the only things in the world with nylon genital organs.
  • > I wish I had nylon genital organs.. i think i saw some woolen ones on the intraweb.
  • Sheesh. We were all supposed to be living on the moon driving around in hovercars while robot manservants washed our nylon genital organs by now, and the only nylon genital organs to be found belong to these guys? What. A. Waste.
  • Male Sexed Robot 2005 Dimensions: 50cm width x 50cm depth x 65cm height Damn!
  • These would make Battlebots more interesting. Then maybe I'd watch it. *grinding gears*
  • If you value your pencil sharpener, keep it away from the male robot. I'm just sayin'...
  • I'm just a love machine...
  • Daddy stop! You're hurting Mommy!
  • Dumbest... robot... ever. Call me when robots can mine their own metal and cooperatively copy their own circuitry into new robots. Then I'll be impressed. This is no more sexual than the pistons in an internal combustion engine.
  • I thought the link was going to be to something like Chobits
  • *looks skyward, imagines we're some deranged galactic artist's installation* And.. the female robot's nylon clitoris is way too small. or is that the G-spot? I'm confused.
  • Quietly, somewhere, some nerd is watching this with a glazed look in his eye...
  • yeah...I've met these guys before....too much foreplay, not enough endurance...
  • Quietly, somewhere, some nerd is watching this with a glazed look in his eye... Yeah, it might be good to keep tabs on the inventors and any, er, robo-obsessions.
  • The sound effects were the best part!
  • Humans will marry robots, says researcher. Rotifers are wallflowers yet again.