June 12, 2006

It's an Alligator, LOL - A 6 foot-long alligator pounded on a South Carolina retired couple's front door and started scaling (uhuh huh huhn gedit?) the wall, all because of Mrs Roslyn Loretta's supernaturally good teriyaki chicken. Or something. "It looked like he was going to ring the doorbell," said Mrs Loretta, who blames her delicious barbecued delights for the unexpected visit. In other weird animal news...

A monkey, drunk out of it's brain on beer, in India. (with Flash-style video). Yes, it's definitely a monkey, drinking beer. Man, that monkey looks smashed. Even got bags under its eyes. I dread to think of its liver. In yet more Indian animal bizarrity, Assam plans to cash-in on the annual mass bird-suicide in the village of Jatinga. Nobody knows why the migratory birds kill themselves en masse, but I suspect it is the lack of Mrs Loretta's teriyaki chicken. That, or the villagers beating them with large sticks, it's a toss-up, really.

posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • Alligator & Agapanthas.
  • well, I don't feel so hungry any more there's an alligator pounding on our front door at this time of year these beasts go wacky they invite themselves to sample my chicken teriyaki so I'm changing our menu temporarily to red beans and rice washed down with iced tea
  • *knock knock* - Yes, who is it? Mrs. Arfadhle? (buh-nuh....BUH-nuh...) - Who? *pause* Mrs. Cumbermdm? (Buh-nUH....Buh dum dum dum) - Who? What do you want? Pizza - I didn’t order a pizza. ...Flowers ma’am. (DUM DUM DUM DUM!) -Oh, how sweet! *opens door* - Arrgh! (DUM DUM DEE!)
  • Plumber, ma'am.
  • You'd think those folks would all get a gate or smumpthin'
  • I gather it is in one of those little retirement villages, so maybe they don't have walls around individual properties. But, crikey, what a location? They put the oldies near the crocs? Subtext aint so great.
  • One understands that SUN CITY HILTON HEAD is near the location of a "Naturist's Association" private vacation leisure park. Alligator food, pre-peeled and marinated in the finest of oils.
  • "Hilton Head." Heh heh.
  • Oh, so it wasn't the teriyaki the gator smelled.
  • Oh my! That sweet lil'ol'gator done make my heart a quivah.
  • heheh
  • OK. OK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • "Hello, do you need a new pair of shoes, a belt and a handbag? I'm here to hel...AIGH!!!!"
  • Candygram
  • Chyren - that picture was great.
  • Yes it was. All my pikchurs are great!!!
  • GATOR!!!!!
  • All my pikchurs are GATOR!!!!!!
  • teh gay-tor came he rang teh bell drawn by teh irresistible smell wot's that he's left on our front stoop? my dear it resembles teh alligator poop
  • And now my southern belle be rung The chicken dish's song be sung I'm on a romp The time is chomp She'll soon be alligator dung! sort of a pirate alligator, it seems. But it's not like that's gay or anything. Not that there's anything chomp with that.
  • Woo-hoo petebest and beeswacky!
  • Crocodiles A crodile dont hunt Him's victims They hunts him All he do is Open he jaws - Ishmeal Reed
  • A swamp-bird is fussy And stands all a-perch On one leg, thusly With a red-and-white hairdo As the summer's sun blares through The twitch on the hunt For a minnow . . . *CHOMP!*
  • go, corkendrill from my door sill hang out down the street where other chefs cook meat
  • Perhaps you'd care to see a spoonbill, Or an osprey or just an egret But our friend the 'gator Chomps 'em, 'e will, With an cold-blooded lack of regret
  • o please gator says I gotta eat though I doubt he catches many ospreys catching someone's dog would be no feat [dogs often seem obtuse about scenting reptiles and amphibians or even grasping such critters are alive]
  • It's because of their domestication and subsequent exposure to handbags.
  • A HANDBAAAAG???
  • That's not a handbag, that's a full set of luggage with an attitude!
  • ... it's a full set of teeth with an appetite!
  • Cute does NOT equal crocodile.
  • I think they're adorable. The big ol' croc is obviously enjoying his toilet-brush scrubbing immensely. And the baby is so tiny and so teethy!
  • Pearly white teethies to BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! *shrugs Iz yur headz.