June 05, 2006

• as I believe I have mentioned before, IF I had children, and IF they were twin girls: Scylla & Charybdis my little monsters, oh yeah!
• Shiloh? Tell me that isn't made for a custody fight -- the Battle of Shiloh... Sweet Mothra. Suggestions, suggestions... Hmm. FIRE!!! Mr. Justice _____________. The Right Honourable Sir John A. _____________. ____________2.0 B-612 Sears-Roebuck Foundation H2SO4 Special Agent ____________. STAMPEDE!!! I'll think of better ones later.
• D'Artagnan-dumas Smith Tombombadillpickle Smith Singhoforthelifeofabear Smith
• Marmaduke Poindextre!
• Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhinbimlim Bus Stop Poontang Poontang Ole Biscuit-Barrel
• By the way, I put $500 on Bluebell Madonna in the fifth.
• Kumquat Nothing cuter than little baby Kumquat _____
• quidnunc!
• I think Prince had it right. Screw alphabets. Symbols!!! Pictograms!!! Hieroglyphs!!! I mean, fuck it, if you really want to make your kid stand out and maximize the brand image. Slap a copyright on that sucker!
• Durianwhyyahurryinso Smith Raindropskeepflorianwecallitsnow Smith Iknowwheremistersporkisbutwhereiscaptainfoon Smith
• YourmamasgonnakillmewhensheseesInamedyoublankettyblank Smith
• 'Sooty' strikes me as a good, virile kind of name for a boy for some reason.
• Salsa. Everybody loves salsa.
• A wonderful opportunity to link to possibly my fave website evah: Baby's Named A Bad Bad Thing I think Mothra is a good, strong name.
• Gilbertannesullivan Smith Rhodesianridgebackalaureate Smith InXanadudidKublaKhan Smith
• Little One Wrapped In Fox-Fur As The Eagle Soars Over The Campfire.
• Alternative Carpark
• WOKWOKSNAGGLESNIGGLERARFPUS LIPSHITZNELWOTSAK Smith
• "These days if you have an ordinary name in Hollywood you change it to a weird one. The more distinctive your name is the better. There's a whole issue of image and branding out there," Satran said. Flex Rottweilier McBain Squatthrust Galactica Jibbly Concatenate Radiohead Bongwater
• Strap-on Cephalopod Smith-Smythe-Smith
• For a brief shining moment, I seriously considered naming my youngest son Reinhardt. The very wise MrsFes put the Megiddo-Veto on that pretty quickly, though. Little Feyd-Rautha is two now!
• Also: Medusa, were I not already otherwise shackled and you were so inclined, I'd do my damnedest to give you those twins, just to hear you call them off the back porch around suppertime.
• I see your Feyd-Rautha and raise you a Kwisatz Haderach.
• Shiloh Pitt?!? How long until a classmate thinks of "piloh shitt"? I bet... Grade 2 at the latest. Not that any name can't be made into something taunt-like at that age, but people should at least think about it and give the kid a fighting chance. There's a teen that lives near here whose name is Bluefrog Treespirit Rainshower. He calls himself "Fro", and will certainly pony up the money for a legal name change when he can. His mum is unrepentant. (No, I don't hate hippies, I probably AM one, but she went overboard into loony, imco.)
• Latrine Smith? Quo'qui'qua Johnson? Actually, I new a girl named Latrine. No joke.
• Oh, and I went to school with a gal named Joy Fling. I love telling that one.
• Debris was a good one.
• Rothwaltershed Werzogzig Smith Cinderellington Ain'tgotthatswing Smith Bettyboopdid Dumdaddumwaddumdo Smith
• That's a beautiful site, mothninja! (NSFW if your company has a policy against guffawing on duty.) But really...shouldn't all babies be named Werzog, Jr.? nunja, I'll see your "Joy Fling" and raise you a "Jim Class." No shittin'.
• Jim Class. Very nice, very nice. Hmm...let me see... I worked with a guy called Seargent Major; that wasn't his given name, but his earned one. Yeah, I got nuthin' now.
• Hee..."nunja."
• Permian-Triassic Thufir Hawat
• QueSarahSarah Porchclimber Ovarie Windy Yugo Pi
• I'll C your Thufir Hawat and raise ye an Alpharalpha Bullyvarden Smith
• I have decided that Filibuster would make a great middle name (for a boy, OBVIOUSLY!!)
• Joaquin Filibuster Johnson Marcus Filibuster Jones Eusebius Filibuster Smith Sykewalker Filibuster Smythe
• Reinhardt Fillibuster Festopopadopalous!
• Or you can go for the unpredictable, and say, give the kid the names of the first three goalscorers at the World Cup. Miroslav Miroslav Victor. Could work.
• Euphonious Euonymous Smith Swingline Attaché Johnson Carramelle Sundai Jones Maundy Thyrsdé Brown
• so would the monkeys with children care to share their offsprings names with us? I have also joked about having 3 daughters so I could give them each one of the names under which I was a sex-worker of one sort or another. Its extremely difficult, when I meet a baby named, for instance, Fiona, not to say "hey, I useta...by that name!" but I manage to keep my mouth shut :)
• Uh, no kids, but plenty of fish, all named after Captains. Smith, Cook, Hook, Hudson, Bligh, Stubing (the bald one), Morgan, Hunnicut...
• Dabberlacks Badderlocks Smith Spreckledapple Dipperlip Smith Brunswickstooge Uberdumpling Smith
• Two kids: Male = Darren Anthony Female = Audrey Miranda
• Lurline Beudraux Maximum Fistilingus Zanshin Monkey Kudzu Crawler Uva Gawtmale Pita Bread Duke of Chutney
• Chickalicka Swanksheesh Smith Rodeododo Catmandude Smith Marzipanther Woolsocket Smith
• chi-chi, mohandas, myles, sol. three of these are/were cats, one is a person.
• Balderdash Erawen Smith Grave Swensen Jones Mojito Swiss Anderson Dumpling LS Allen
• ZOLTAN!
• For real names: Stewart (Stew) - dog Mojado - fish Butterball - fish Jesusfish - fish Stripedy - fish
• I too, went to school with a "LaTrina". Predictably, she had developed into such a badass that she could break your kneecaps with a glance if you even thought about making fun of her name Nebuchadnezzar No-Nukes Savethewhales Scherazade Greenpeace Polaricecap
• Gwladys Pendlebury?
• hooray for Wodehouse! Pongo Roderick Spink-Bottle!
• Hernia Lactose Earlobia
• I named my girl Helen.
• what cute monklettes everyone has!
• Mothninja - that link is making me cry at work. Darn you!
• Tatumagouche Pugwash Smith Wagmatcook Whycocomagh Smith Ingonish Dingwall Smith
• Owner of a bar I used to frequent named her children Alixander and Alililith. (Took me a minute to remember how to stop spelling that one. Yes, three "li"s in there.)
• Mika and Seth. Four-letter words, just the way I like 'em.
• ZOLTAN! I work with not one, but 3 people named Zoltan! None of them is a hound of Dracula though.
• Pukatawagan Winnipegosis Smith Lloydminister Fond-du-Lac Smith Athabasca Drumheller Smith
• Spodumene Babingtonite Smith Böhmite Sillimanite Smith Ye'elimite Calomel Smith
• Oromocto Kouchibouguac Smith Allagash Causapscal Smith Millinocket Tracadie Smith
• Dendraster Hallopora Smith Globigerina Calcarea Smith Conularid Hydrozoa Smith
• Tibiafibula Finoolamacoolya Smith Whahaewiwalletsfled Killicrankielassie Smith Rumgumption Gumgomerel Smith
• Ne'erdowell Lazibumpkis Smith Erik Dile Disfunk Sean Smith Schnoodlemeyer Frotteur Smith
• Velveeta Cumicia Jones
• Hellspawn McShitter Almond Joy Fatbar Dickie Dweeb Smith Blowchunks Pornmeister
• IF I had children, and IF they were twin girls: Scylla & Charybdis Not me. If I had twins, they'd be Castor and Remus. Odovocar the Ostrogoth Surname Vercingetorix McSlattery Surname Farty McBumBum Surname Herod Dahmer Surname Haman Adolf Surname Black Jacques Shellaque Surname
• Moe: "Farty McBumBum! I need a Farty McBumbum in here!!" Bart: "Ha ha ha!" *click*
• Eenie Meenie Smith Meenie Miney Smith Miney Moe Smith and if you get a four pack... Tiny Heiny Smith
• In my last job, we had an imaginary pet monkey called Zoltan. He was evil and wore a waistcoat and a fez, which he would raise and replace on his head quickly, as he prepared to do our bidding. I miss Zoltan.
• Given all the comment and baby names; and the origin; is there no one else out there who remembers the Neil Diamond song??? Ok and my vote us still for the unspellable (yeah and i will get it wrong too) Nebucchadnezer or somesuch. Come inside Nebbie
• aaaaaaagh i hate the fact that the u key is next to the i key - my spelling as atrocious at the best of times!
• actually - try baby Chironex.. lovely specially if u give the middle name fleckeri
• When we were "debating" baby names, I came across this site. Needless to say, we didn't choose one of these. But they are original.
• A friend of Mrs Dotcom's who's a fashion designer had her first, a little girl, on Saturday. Early suggestions were that she would be called Raisin Stifled guffaws all round. However friend had the last laugh as this was a wind-up and we all fell for it ... Mind you: Brother no 3 had 2nd baby 18 months ago and gave it Ptolomy as a middle name, with the announcement that said child would be nicknamed: "Tolly" Brother no 2 had 3rd baby the other week and called it Matilda, announcing that it would be known as Tilly. So I have a nephew called Tolly and a neice called Tilly ...
• I've just checked with an ex-colleague. Zoltan the imaginary monkey's last name was Muckluck. Zoltan Muckluck. Whatta guy!
• Mothandtimothy Banhammer Smith Leopardopera Moosewadingforgodot Smith Jerichola Jinglemaker Smith
• Echo Echo Echo
• shamalamadingdong lavendar deepdelver
• Ossifer Jack-in-the-Socks Smith Clara-Beaudelaire Wee-Willie-Winks-At-The-It-Girl Smith Mehitabelladonna Stenograsaurus Smith
• KeBri NamPop Federline-Spears?
• that's a Namibian ass-shaker there
• They've all gone Namby-pram-by!
• Eubonica Eudorable Smith
• Eubonica Eudorable Smith Coloradotcom Colliedog Smith Marzipanda Bear-with-me Smith