June 05, 2006

Hello Sooty! You pig! Bow-chicka-bow-chicka-bow!
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  • I understand you have to wrap guinea pigs in tape, to prevent them from exploding.
  • Okay I'm gonna go out and come in again.
  • That's what Sooty said! Boom! Boom!
  • This thread NSFW, but too late now. Hmph.
  • ... and to think it all happened in Pontypridd where folk assume little of interest occurs or ever did
  • More. It was in 2000, so I'm afraid he's probably slightly past it by now.
  • randy pig! everybody run here comes Sooty hellbent on fun!
  • Owner finds pelting jukebox with Sooty causes it to play the song he wants on demand.
  • "Oh my! You're a guinea pig!"
  • You're another! And so's your mother! *dejas-vodooed*
  • You remind me of the pig. What pig? The pig with the power. What power? The power of deja-voodoo. Who do? You do...remind me of the pig.
  • guinea pig? coincidence??
  • Argh! Nobody expects a Spanish Main Pi-rat pig!!!
  • Most. Awesomest. Guinea. Pig. Ever.
  • *ahem* evar
  • I think that we shall nevar C another pi-rat half so twee
  • This bloke is Captain Wavy Gravy from the Cavy Navy.
  • Did someone say Twee? twee pig NOSE on my new ikea desk. My girls think Bing is cuter than Sooty.
  • i always hated guinea pigs, but now one has earned my respec'.
  • Aww Der Bingle croons 'em into butter eh?
  • Mmmm, Guinea pigs served hot with butter. That's better than pitbull jerky!!
  • They *are* good eating.
  • Leopards say the same thing about monkeys, alas.
  • They are more to be pit-bullied than tonsured, though.
  • I'd rather wear a stupid hat Than be devoured by a jungle cat. Guinea Pig!
  • "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. Ouch.
  • He made his bed, he has to li-on it.
  • God - 0 Lions - 1
  • It's 'cos lions have blood, which is full of iron. Iron to God is like kryptonite to Superman. See: Judges 1:19
  • petebest, thanks for that article! now when I argue with stupid religious people I have a solid empirical experiment to reference as final evidence that god does not exist! thank you stupid russian man!!
  • I'm not calling petebest a stupid russian man, um, I was referring to the man in the article linked to by petebest, who, to the best of my knowledge, is not russian.
  • Yeah petebest you goddam Ukrainian hoser.
  • pete_great is the Russian one, isn't he?
  • we are not now, nor have we ever been, a member of the Russian people, with the exception of that one time with the vodka and the furry hats and the kicking and the dancing, m'whAY.
  • I have a solid empirical experiment to reference as final evidence that god does not exist! Or that crazy people and lions don't mix.
  • pete_great was Russian and a tall old thing was he fred_great was Prussian and came before Germany
  • al_great was macedonian and conquered lands far away con_great was a roman and gave the store away
  • cath_great (say the ruder) Quite fancied the horses hen_eight was a Tudor Who fancied divorces
  • And the goal goes to TUM.
  • with the vodka and the furry hats PETE! You bastard.! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SOOTY!!
  • *faints*
  • It was a guinea-pig free hat GramMa. It was lovingly crafted by artisans from a small Peruvian village out of quid's back hair.
  • I don't ever want to hear the words "lovingly" and "back hair" in the same sentence again...