June 01, 2006

• according to Google, Rabbit dildos are quit popular.
• So, hypothetically, I could have a 10"er grown for me, to replace this monster? That'd be nice. Being pythonic scares away a lot of ladies. Such a burden, really. *cough*
• i, for one, would prefer not to have a penis shaped like a rabbit.
• Definitions of python on the Web: * a winged serpent www.burkes-peerage.net/sites/common/sitepages/heraldry_p.asp Are you specifying this on your dating profiles, Capt.? Maybe you should...
• why does an artificial rabbit need a penis?

• It's now possible to replace a defective, damaged, or diseased penis with a penis grown in a laboratory -- in rabbits.

  a second research team is investigating ways to extract the new penis from the rabbit. until their work yields results, recipients of the transplant will have a certain amount of explaining to do.
• Medusa beat me to it! I stopped reading at the words "penis trauma".....
• Monkeyfilter: Now the new improved Penisfilter.
• "The replacement organ would be grown on a penis-shaped matrix"... ...which means the matrix could be customized! Ribbed! Clinton-Curved! Dirk Diggler! The penile possibilities are endless!
• MonkeyFilter: I stopped reading at the words "penis trauma".... Wha'ja want to bet this is covered under Medicare? If the Viagra don't work on your defective penis, get a new, improved one!! I'm wondering why they aren't using snakes for the experimental animals--because it sounds so much better when you say, "Hey Baby, want to see my snake penis?" *jumps around doing the Bunny Hop*
• Well, I guess the possiblity of vestigial scales, for one thing, GramMa. And skin shedding. Imagine that... *shudder*
• Who wants a penis grown from a prey animal? It will run at the first signs of danger.
• I wonder if this can restore those thousands of nerve endings that are lost due to male genital mutilation.
• *wonders if there's a Godwin-like term for steering a thread in the direction of circumcision*
• There is, but I'm not gonna say it...
• *wonders if there's a Godwin-like term for steering a thread in the direction of circumcision* it's pretty relevant though! Imagine if this technology could be used to restore sexual tissue lost to female and male circumcision.
• > *wonders if there's a Godwin-like term for steering a thread in the direction of circumcision* brisdirection?
• wonders if there's a Godwin-like term for steering a thread in the direction of circumcision *sings* Hitler, He's only got one... Oh, nevermind.
• MonkeyFilter: a penis-shaped matrix
• brisdirection? *wets pants!
• who wants a penis grown from a prey animal? The penis mightier than the sword.
• Touché.
• Aw, c'mon. Do you want a wang that runs and hides at the sight of danger? You know which hole it will crawl into, don't you?
• How about using hyena tissue? Oh wait, they tend to be hermaphroditic. Never mind.