According to our (gay) Man on the Spot,in order to celebrate "God's Creation" of the heterosexual male, contestants competed in "blind potato chip identification", an Oprah Magazine tearing challenge, and a bizarre duct tape ritual that can only be described as "extremely gay." Naturally, the event drew just as many, if not more, protesters than hetero-loving audience members, but Pastor Tom still considers it a "Great night that glorified God!" Sorry you missed it? Here are some video highlights!
The Mr. Heterosexual 2006 Pageant was the brainchild of Pastor Tom Crouse, who believes that it is "time that heterosexuals were shown some tolerance."