February 28, 2004

Accidental videogame pornography. Bask in the warm glow of pornographic "accidents" in your favourite videogames. Witness a mind-blowing Kirby gang-bang, be shocked and awed by a Chrono Trigger robot servicing, or be entertained by Pikachu's frisky side. Hilarity?

From what I can tell, these are all unaltered images. That Chrono Trigger scene, for instance, I remember as being in the game. Taken out of the context of the game, though, the whole thing looks amusingly questionable. Any particularly interesting images you've found in the archive? Any videogames you remember as having strangely pornographic scenes?

posted by anonymous 20 years ago
  • There's a similar list here. I know next to nothing about video games, but the Cho Aniki series looks absolutely amazing.
  • Pokemon fisting, too. That game should be banned...
  • Very nice. I was always a little thrown off by that Fistachu character in Pokemon.
  • Homunculus' link has had me laughing hysterically at unhealthy volumes. There is a variation of that clip, to the tune of R.Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly", in slow motion. I think I was actually screaming and crying at the same time while watching. We now know: Pikachu + sex = hilarity! Also, Cho Aniki looks like some sort of homoerotic drug hallucination.
  • Cho Aniki: I'm Too Sexy for My Video Game. You can buy the Playstation 2 version here.
  • The one for Pitfall made me giggle. Harry, you had me at hello.
  • dirigibleman: I love the horribly translated description of Cho Aniki from that link: "Although type changes with attacks etc. at any time, there is especially no meaning. Compromise is nothing to a full-scale shooting game! Although the peculiar doubtful view of the world which used 'ADON Samsun' as the base is inherited, the long-established store Saikyo of shooting serves as an orthodox shooting game developed completely." I want to walk down the streets of Manhattan and shout "Compromise is nothing to a full-scale shooting game!" and, of course, Monkeyfilter: there is especially no meaning
  • Monkeyfilter: You had me at hello (no, really, put your pants back on)
  • I agree