May 17, 2006

25 yr old virgin admits to having had sex. Same sort of thing as before -- guy supposedly extracted pledge from a platonic friend to relieve him of his unwanted virginity if his site got so many hits. Media took an interest (well, if you call the Toronto Sun "media"), the lie was caught, and people are screwed in ways they'd never imagined.
posted by Capt. Renault 18 years ago
  • It was my understanding that these sites are all just farming hits for advertising $.
  • I imagine there's more pitiful ways to obtain intercourse, but I can't think of one off the top of my head just this second.
  • Pete can probably name a few he's used.
  • So it's not ok to feign for a stain to get fame and gain if the blame has slain the name of a dame?
  • Pfft - yeah right! Just whippin' out my frighteningly large cock is all! Huh huh! *quietly wipes tear*
  • Well, we could give the fake a break for raising the stakes on soothing his ache. But look at his take, for goodness's sake! The cash he makes to slake his snake (the naughty rake) makes my head ache. I'd partake of a piece of that cake, make no mistake.
  • morceau de gateau!
  • > I'd partake of a piece of that cake if by "cake" you mean the concerned sleveen, will you really partake of him sight unseen? he could be a spalpeen, of demeanour obscene, and let's face it you've no idea where he's been.
  • I meant the cash that he's got in his stash from his action rash. (Did the site have Flash?)
  • i stand corrected. i thought i'd detected an amour directed at this rake most wretched.
  • I hear the site was Dy-no-mite! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
  • The fool figured someone would drool for his tool, but, tho I hate to be cruel, that silly mule ass ain't got no jewel. Don't add no fuel, it's so high school, gotta get a rule, don't wanna hear him pule. He just don't love that old stool...pigeon.
  • *does The Pigeon* Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
  • I read that as "bad sex."