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Bah. I know this parrot that whistles and hoots to pretty girls passing by.
It is of the Devil!
thats puggin cute
yEAH
I WENT THERE
If you pun in this thread, the terrierists have already won.
I can see where this is leading...
I'm going to flea while I have the chance.
My dog kept telling me to look on the roof, but there was nothing there.
If your dog doesn't get enough excercise, TUM, he under-pants.
Hello? Hey these are the jokes, folks! Haah?! Waaka waakaa!!
Ugghhhh!
I actually laughed at that one.
I'm off to shoot myself now.
hey, squishface dog
you come when I whistle
with wheeze and snuffle
you bounce on me
and never once ruffle
a single bristle
in my beard
nor bruise a muscle
Staring down the muzzle of a loaded pun.
See what I did there? "Muzzle"! Cause--oh, forget it.
I had to paws for a second to get that one. I deem it repugnant.
In fact, this howl thread is terrible.
Yeah, you all deserve a good canining. Really ticks me off.
walks off muttering...
Did you collie?
*minutes earlier* "Fish tick's always up for a good pun thread. Someone retriever."
Oh, you wag!
And might I say you look absolutely fetching tonight. Do you recieve many gentlemen collars?
Beaglad the puns aren't any worse.
That pug was pretty shar-pei? So quit yer bichon.
And I think tick has fallen asleep - somebody go pinscher.
Ummm..I only see one of the girl's hands.
grover96, eeewwww!
Neddy - for shame! Surely grover96 was implying ventriloquism?
If I spent 'arf as much time thinking up bad puns as you folks do, I'd be barkin' mad. You've collared the market. But I don't mind contributing a few--it's the leash I can do. Let's not kibble about it, Islander wins. It's enough to give you paws for thought!
Well that's probably it then, we kenal go about our business now.
You people need to shepherd your talents into more useful pursuits. Otherwise dis temper of mine may become difficult to bring to heel.
This thread is making me sic.
Pupcorn, anyone?
You people aren't taking this thread siriusly.
I'd say we're taking it litterally.
And we Labr-adore it!
You don't have to be so pug-alistic about it.
It just gives us something to poodle around with and a place to sheltie from the storm. I can't Kelpi to think that you're too picky. Vizala going to do about it? Too bad, I'm not going to roll over for anybody, you Shih Tzu! There's a buncha us that Labrador puns, and no rolled up newspaper is going to keep us quiet. It's not like we're writing poetry or anything. First you'll bitch about the puns, then you'll be doggin' us about poetry. WeImarhymer anyway, I don't know.
Well, it sounds like he just went along for the walk.
Well, why don't you just try masturbating* in front of him and see what happens.
*there is nothing wrong with masturbating to pugs.
Well, what does happen? The article never explains this beyond saying he 'went undercover' with the deputy.
I would like to know more about this. More! More!
/greedy as a pig pug
An elderly man was arrested Thursday.... Frank Scornavacca, 54, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure...
Wow, looks like people are living clear into their 50s these days.
That is one of the funniest pics I've seen for ages. And I don't mean the mental one of some middle-aged dude cranking one out. I mean the dog. Obv.
Wow, looks like he's home in the care of his 94-year old father.
Not sure I understand why this is thought to be a good idea.
but anyhow, folk are living clear into their nineties these days.
pigpug