May 14, 2006

CHEESE! How to get your man to fall at your feet.
posted by Skrik 18 years ago
  • Oh happy day! Now I can quit rubbing my nekkid body with the actual cheese--it gets to be quite messy, you understand.
  • Cheese, Gromitt.
  • Two words, kittenhead: Cheez. Whiz.
  • hmmm..I had some Stilton last night (with a scrumptious 1964 Tawny Port). I love cheese, I love Stilton. I think the idea of a perfume that smells like cheese...STINKS!
  • I just put two Baby Goudas down my bra.
  • Gouda for you!
  • I knew some dude that smelled like cheese. I think, for him, soap was aversive to bathing...
  • TUM just made me dump ice tea all over the keyboard! Edam you anyway! Asiago to the corner until you can camembert your manners, you little muenster. Oh, I can't stay mad. I just ricotta forgive you. Come'er and havarti a kisseri. But from now on, leave the cheese provolone.
  • Aw, shucks! Nice to know you Stilton't hold a grudge.
  • My wife is the cheese-buyer for a specialty foods store. She often comes home smelling like Stilton (and other cheeses) and I find her damn sexy. Medusa, I'm quite jealous of your '64 port. We took a '77 Kolheita on our honeymoon trip. Very good bottle...
  • YES! Kopke 1977 Colheite ROCKS, Best Port EVAH! GAWD YES! that and some Mimolette, gets me lay'd everytime
  • don't be jealous of my hangover! I've actually decided to take a break from the old booze-a-roo for a few weeks /insane
  • Good luck, Medusa! If you start seeing spiders on the ceiling, it's time to start drinking again!
  • Edam idea, this.
  • I have been seeing lots of spiders recently, due to the sudden warm weather, but so far they aren't talking to me
  • * dabs a little toe-cheese behind ears *
  • I wondered when this thread would start getting really cheesy. OK. Who's going to be the first to say it??? _ _ _ _ Cheese!
  • uh... Holy? Blue? Damn? Give me a clue, GramMa!
  • Um Stilton scent - kinda like sweaty socks - guess some enjoy it as a nice sea brie
  • You're much too nice, Alnedra. Where's Chy and the Low Thoughts Gang?
  • Crusty?
  • Getting warmer, Skrik. Four letters. Starts with B.
  • Busty?
  • Fusty. Must he?
  • Yer all rusty!
  • Bong! ?
  • Cheese model. Beautiful and convenient to you. Welcome you to touch it please.
  • They've got my basic outline pretty well, but it's missing some of my finer details....
  • Plastic cheese. Sometimes you vegans just go too far.
  • "The plastic cheese is used to unfurl to people in shop to sell cheese..." (bottom of page) Who do I pay to keep a second round of cheese puns from happening?
  • Just deposit money into my Swiss bank account!
  • Hmmmm, am I the only one thinking that with a hole, that cheese could almost fit on as a toilet seat? Probably. Lara, you're probably not provolone in hoping the puns don't start. RTD: Took a minute, but then I spewed the coffee.
  • The chamber pot is used to pee by men when in room.
  • PE Wheel of Children's Bike It is used to children bike. Beautiful and convenient
  • It's soothing in a way.