May 13, 2006

• Looks like a stack of crap to me. Someone in the comments said s/he "read the paper" but I can't find a link to a paper anywhere. There's no mention anywhere of how many men were "tested," so assuming the sample was small, this is probably meaningless. I did, however, notice a glaring (and relevant) spelling error in the third sentence..
• I guess while you were proofreading you missed the reference to the paper: "Kilgallon SJ, Simmons LW (2005) Image content influences men's semen quality. Biol. Lett. 1:253-255."
• It's statistically significant, so it must be true!
• * Ditch the cell phone! Seems this guy isn't crazy, after all... * Drink coffee—it makes you more manly. Whooohoooo! Take that, you coffee-banning doctor of mine, you fool!
• I drove by a hospital once, I still have a large stool sample, should anyone need it. It's ok it's still very motile.
• I'm just so proud.
• You’re GODDAMN RIGHT coffee makes you more manly!!! *seethes* ...maybe I should lay off it for a bit tho. I just had my sperm checked. Doc said it was perfect. Exactly what they’re looking for in a donor. I walked home like I was bulletproof. When I got home the wife made me clean out the garbage can, ‘cause some fluid seeped through a hole in the bag. Kinda brings you back down to earth.
• that's why I let my husband kill spiders for me, to reinforce his sense of "manliness" /har!
• That Juan Valdez is one studly hombre. And he's got a badonkeydonk.
• I haven't had any coffee today on dentist's orders and I'm already feeling moody and hormonal. It must work.
• one of my all time fav jokes: I like my [men] the way I like my coffee, in a burlap sack over the back of a donkey
• I wonder what would happen if you watched movies with cute transsexuals? I think my sperm would get confused, then go hang out in my spleen to think it over.