May 11, 2006
King Tut's Schlong, Long Thought Gone, There All Along!
Turns out, just not so long.
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So there's the sceptre -- what about the rest of the crown jewels?
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So the pyramids were in compensation for something. Why am I not surprised...
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Nickdanger, you're setting the bar kind of high. Now, not only are you required to post a Daily Penis link, you have to rhyme it.
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Hmmm... quick, pick, stick...
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Fantastic title.
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In Egypt, they refer to King Tut's penis as "canadian bacon."
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I thought it was "Nile Salmon".
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/collapse
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I thought it was the "Coptic Cock".
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Tomorrow on Monkeyfilter: Nefertitties!
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HAAAAAAAAAA!
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Pharoah's in a jam, hard to ram the ham, Wait, damn, read what's in this spam!
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Tut's putz rejoins nuts.
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Shakes head. Leaves.
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..XD
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*does that crazy walk with the hand thing
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I always knew it. You were with the Bangles, didn't you, GramMa?
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I'm glad they found his penis. I was really worried.
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You were worried?
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The linkage between the shrinkage and the peen is ... er...uh...(penis poetry is hard, man!)
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But what about Cleopatra's Needle?
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Words arent' so funny When they yap at the yoni But to ball up the words And then sling 'em, Takes a tricky word nervous Or a sick typing pervous To jack up a rhyme With a lingam Hah?! Ahhhh show some looOOOove! Uhhhhggghhhh. /Krusty
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I can't believe you people. Making fun of the poor boy's thing. You wait till YOUR junk's been in the ground a couple centuries and see just how mummified it is! humph!
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I'm not going to have my penis buried, I'm going to have it creamated and have the ashes sprinkled over the subsequent annual convention of the Daughters of the American Revolution. And wear your biggest Easter bonnet, ladies, if you get my drift.
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Heheh, "creamated".
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I have a poor sense of spelling, and you have a dirty mind.
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Oh, I'm going to bury my penis! Any.. uh... volunteers?
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Oh wait, this isn't the "hard up" thread.
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King Tut died from a riding accident, some guy speculates.