May 06, 2006

Five thousand days: press photography in a changing world. (Click the chapter titles for a rundown.) While we're on the topic, some cartoons about feeding the five thousand, a Jules Verne-style ebook called Five Thousand Miles Underground, and how to spend $5,000.

...no particular reason.

  • *coughs politely*
  • I have to start putting people off from joining. And do so without being banned, otherwise this.. this monkeyfilter.. a site I have an emotional attachment to will mutate.. into a sort of metaScheiße. Luckily I have a plan. So fuckoff you stinking noobs. Oups my plan was crap.
  • Holy cow. 5000!
  • I'd like to mention that I'm one of the original four thousand... please, hold your applause. You're embarrassing me. I know, I know. Hard to believe that over 1000 members have joined since mid-August last year... 1022 monkeys in ~10 months is about 102 /month; 25 /week; and more than 3 /day. In the time it took me to figure this out someone could have joined (yes it takes me a good eight hours to get any maths done). I just wonder how many sock puppets there are in that pile of laundry.
  • 1000 of those are my sockpuppets.
  • DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DLUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE POST DOUBLE SPOT I have nothing constructive to add. as usual
  • From now on I will only spell oops 'oups'.
  • It's alphabet soup!
  • Monkeyfilter: It's alphabet soup!
  • PANTSOFF FOR MONKEYFILTER!!!1!! Somebody over there said it. And, you know, it's not such a bad idea!
  • Uh, oh, it's been quite warm around here lately, but, ah, don't know... couldn't at least keep my pajama bottoms?
  • Nope. Hand 'em over.
  • Good thing I don't wear pajamas...