May 04, 2006

• I can't even watch that video, just the description makes me giggle like a five-year-old.
• The thing that disturbs me most is the one kid who appears to be smearing it all over his torso. The product is one thing -- the "oh yeah, I love it all over me" reaction is quite another..
• It's better than the Fr-oozepop.
• O. M. G. seriously, "MAX INFUSION HELIX Blaster"?....are they talking about a 'protein injection' ?...for kids?
• jesus christ.
• You haven't seen the whole picture until you've read the Amazon customer reviews.
• Every review is exactly the same: big thumbs up. bio-ooze is the new skeet
• Finally! A Bukkake gun! Have a nice do it yourself bukkake party without those smelly crowds..
• I've got $5 that says all this can be traced back to one blandly creepy guy in a cube somewhere with a few surreptitious nolo contenderes on his permanent record.
• "oh yeah, I love it all over me" she screamed.
• Its so rare that I am rendered speechless...
• I'm hoping to obtain one to take with me to the Atlanta Pride Festival.
• 5 out of 5 stars Fun after bible study, May 3, 2006 Reviewer: Kyle B. Reid - See all my reviews Last Sunday after bible study, my mom dropped me off at the park to play with my friends. When I showed up it seemed like they all had a secret they were hiding. They told me they had just found something great, but that we had to get away from their parents so I could see it. We rushed to convene in the boy's bathroom. When everyone was there, they all smiled and then unleashed their Oozinators. Before I could have even said "Jesus Saves" I was getting blasted in the face with with ooze from all of my friends! Little did they know that I had known about the Oozinator for a long time, and had practiced with it for hours when mom though I was reading the bible quietly before bed. I reached down and surprise attacked them with my Oozinator. I got every one of them ina flash. They were still pumping their Oozinators by the time my ooze was drying on their chins. I love my Oozinator! ZOMG
• what? I don't get it... can someone explain this to me? /looking sheepishly innocent
• What, are you people blind of something? How come (huh) no one has seen that 'toy' is in fact a bio-mechanical CREATURE, some alien being, spewing its' evil extraterrestrial seed all over unsuspecting young kids to impregnate them! Didn't you saw ALIEN? *runs, hides to protect precious bodily fluids*
• Cops can get in on the fun too!
• Where's that picture I had up in another thread...? I know it's around here somewhere...
• Dude, leave the canadian bacon out of this, we're on greased rails to eek on subject matter alone here.
• 8^0
• Cops can get in on the fun too! "... would blasts two separate jets ... in the general direction of an ugly crowd." I suggest we hunker down!
• MonkeyFilter: makes me giggle like a five-year old MonkeyFilter: "oh yeah, I love it all over me" MonkeyFilter: It's so rare that I am rendered speechless... And finally.... MonkeyFilter: I've got $5 that says all this can be traced back to one blandly creepy guy in a cube somewhere with a few surreptitious nolo contenderes on his permanent record. *takes off hat, bows toward Fes
• thank you so much!! Oh, thank you! This was completely unexpected. There's so many people to thank... first I'd like to thank es el Queso for the disturbing post *tips a wink, does that click-click thing with index finger and thumb* ... and Amazon, who's duplicitous product reviews inspired my work... scartol, for the use of the word "torso"... and MCT: my homeslice! Stay flexy, sugarbooger! and jeez, I almost forgot! Thanks go out to Capt. Renault, who's legal-beagle hijinx inspired me to google the correct spelling of nolo contendere before posting. "Wrap it up, fuckhead!" Well, I can see that they're trying to get me to finish up, so let me just say: I love you all! Good night! *cue "Heeeeere She Comes, Miss Ameeeeerrricaaaa..."*
• *tosses his manties at Fes*
• *hiding behind a bush, sexyrobot pulls out his oozinator and aims for petebest's open mouth...*
• First with the pee, and now this!
• i just likes it when you make those gargly sounds...
• Did you just say "Stay flexy, sugarbooger" to me? Because we are sooooooo making out.
• pete can you hold the camera while I pee on MCT and SR making out? thanks!
• I am trying to work here, people! Although, if any man said "Stay flexy, sugarbooger" to me, I'd totally be fainting at his feet too...
• farting at his feet? Man this is like the total fetish thread, innit?!
• Canadian BACON!!!
• Great picture, Pete! Ah, that's cheating, Medusa... : )
• omg that red tank top does make me look fat! i told you guys! *opens fire with oozinator*
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• Grism?
• oh you are a very naughty Chyren indeed!
• Noooooo! Not Baloo! *sobs, childhood dreams ruined*
• I see. B00bies are censored; cumshots are not. May you all go blind!
• *reminds himself to avoid the Dore Alley fair in SF this year after seeing Chy's animation.*
• Skrik: implied boobies are alright, flagrant boobies not so much.
• Ah, that behaviour from Baloo isn't surprising at all. Still, damn you and your nightmare-inducing furry-porn GIF, Chy.
• like the way implied jism is alright, fishy?
• Implied jizm (jizm?) is never okay. This is your PSA for today.
• MonkeyFilter: just the description makes me giggle like a five-year-old MonkeyFilter: implied boobies are all right MonkeyFilter: First with the pee, and now this!
• Actually, jizm has been opressed and ignored for countless years in captivity. Often jism die in captivity and are summarily flushed out of these cruel, unforgiving systems on a daily basis. We should take the time to realize who we are hurting here. Let's think about the children.
• *watches Monkeys and other preverts playing with the Gizm Jun *shrugs So much for all the children.
• You could use milk!
• When the wrong go wronger.