May 03, 2006

Quotable George: Quoth the Monkey, "Even More" Frolicky Wednesday: Name the movie the previous quote is from, then leave your own cryptic self-justifying epitaphic genius droppings. No Googling!

"What, do they have monkeys opening them or something?

posted by petebest 18 years ago
  • Spinal Tap "It's got cop shocks, cop suspension, and it was made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."
  • Blues Brothers "The Cheetah. Next!"
  • Airplane II. "I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN!"
  • Day of the Dead "I'm not going to worry about overpopulation just yet"
  • The Killer Shrews "You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means."
  • The Princess Bride "That rug really tied the room together."
  • The Big Labowski "I discuss love on an empty stomach" "You've already eaten" "But you haven't"
  • crap.. insert "never" after "I"
  • North by Northwest "Our Germans are better than their Germans."
  • Dr. Strangelove "The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds."
  • Repo Man "You talk to him, you speak shellfish."
  • Finding Nemo?? (I confess I am guessing) "Oh fooey, I burned the darn muffins"
  • shame, medusa, you are incorrect.
  • Long Kiss Goodnight? "No American should find himself in a foreign land without a pistol. "
  • (sulphaltus, YOU are correct. and I guess I need to be punished...)
  • OOoohh, Naked Lunch... "You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way."
  • well, the worst punishment I can think of for you, medusa, is none at all. :)
  • Animal Crackers.... "We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all."
  • *taps fingers* *waits for koko*
  • The Breakfast Club "Shh... Mommy's watching 'Annie.'"
  • Serial Mom "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
  • Fight Club "How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants." Hi smt!!
  • Fight Club (Lucky I decided to drop in now.) She sips nitro...with Phase 4 heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels! She's meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run!
  • oh! Once Upon a Time in the West (I like the Henry Ford)
  • ye mean Fonda? :)
  • Mad Max "And when George Washington got home, she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him. She was a hip, hip lady, man."
  • Dazed and Confused "I kick ass for the Lord!"
  • Dead Alive "1000 Francs and I don't get to pee on you?"
  • Argh. They must have copied that, because I know it from Killing Zoe and it wasn't francs... :( No movie for me.
  • Killing Zoe? "We're running short on skin; we need to harvest more lesbians."
  • Ya, wasn't it like 100 bucks or something?
  • right chimp, and no, they're in France
  • from IMDB, different quote: Zoe: I am NOT a prostitute! Zed: That's great. Can I have my 1000 francs back, then?
  • Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter "How can you have pudding if you haven't eaten all of your meat?"
  • The Wall "You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it. "
  • Out of the Past "I think you need a bigger boat."
  • Jaws "Do you want me to pour it Frank?" "No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer! "
  • Blue Velvet Out of the Past: One o' my faves! "Go, and never darken my towels again! "
  • Duck Soup "You're not a fruit?"
  • Ed Wood "I think I have a broken rib." "From giving me oral pleasure?"
  • Pulp Fiction "She had more than a figure too. Not a beautiful face, but a good face. She had face like Sunday School picnic. You have any what kind of face that is, Naulty?" "I wouldn't know."
  • Murder, My Sweet "A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please"
  • Withnail and I "Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you."
  • Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid and...following on this "dead" theme... :) "Is everyone there dead?" "Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh... fell down... and then got up... and started eating each other."
  • Dawn of the Dead "Iroquois"
  • "Our Germans are better than their Germans." posted by Capt. Renault at 09:20PM UTC on May 03, 2006 Dr. Strangelove "The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds." posted by jet_silver at 09:26PM UTC on May 03, 2006 Ooh, sorry. Incorrect. Good guess, though.
  • Our Germans...is from The Right Stuff (god, I love that film) Anyway, Iroquois: Mohawk "You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue."
  • You already told us this one, dickdotcom, Subway - although I've never seen it, the one word quotes always stick out. "Are we black?"
  • The Untouchables "You told me you were combing your hair...!"
  • The Untouchables
  • One more time: Subway "Are we black?"
  • Blazing Saddles "Never kid a kidder, kid"
  • Dirty Rotten Scoundrels "It's important to have a job that makes a difference. That's why I manually masturbate endangered animals for artificial insemination"
  • Real Genius But your answer was wrong. It wasn't Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
  • The Imposters? "These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy."
  • That's correct, blackkar.
  • *has a great quote to post, but hasn't had the answer to the last 20 or so posted...*
  • I thought it was Clerks....and 'caged'.... “ye mean Fonda?” - Koko (Yeah, I was thinking John Ford & Henry Fonda. Don’t know why. Leone really wanted to make a departure from that. Although he makes some homage to Ford.) “How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray?”
  • Weird Science. "I like talking to a man who likes to talk."
  • Maltese Falcon. "I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!"
  • (I killed the thread! What do I win?)
  • Shit! I had to google it, but now I know... I knew!
  • Oh yeah! Breaking Away "(It's) 10:30. The Bulldog's just gone to press." "Well hooray for The Bulldog!"
  • blackkar's was Super Troopers pete's is Citizen Kane "Even the most primitive societies have an innate respect for the insane."
  • Rumble Fish "Care for a little necrophilia?"
  • Brasil "It was a beautiful object: black, mysterious, incorruptable."
  • BrasilBrazil
  • umm .. 2001?
  • Long Dong Silver?
  • Free Willy?
  • Le Petit Soldat "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
  • sorry, couldn't find the exact Soldat quote online so might be wrong.
  • Sunset Boulevard "If I hear one more person talk about the good old days, I'm gonna throw him out the window."
  • thread killer! "now where'd I put that teapot" :P
  • Chronicles of Narnia (?)
  • wrong! (not that it matters since I didn't figure out capt. re-nobodyknowsthefuckingmovie-lt)
  • Capt.: His Girl Friday?
  • The Secret Adventures of Obscuro in Dimension Bored Already? If this turns out to be your upstairs neighbors home movie about his cat and sequined doll collection (all voiced by Johnny McLonsomecatlover), I'm going to defecate in a hat and hand it to you like it was a pice of delicious pie.
  • Do you wanna know? It was a line said by -- of all people -- Buster Keaton. Buster Keaton, the da Vinci of comedy. He was grumbling away backstage to one Charlie Chaplin, in Chaplin's later work and semi-autobiography Limelight. I've always seen Limelight, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, and Sunset Boulevard as something of a trilogy. That's what set it off.
  • do you wanna know? Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas
  • The road curved but I didn't.