May 01, 2006

Good Defecation Dynamics. from the NHS. Via
posted by EarWax 18 years ago
  • -insert bodily function joke here-
  • ...grunt...erghh...sweat...strain...vein-bulge...eaaarghh...huff...huff...huff...nnnghhh... POP!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh.... *flush*
  • I read somewhere once that squatting is much healthier than the seat-style toilets we use in the West. Whilst in Timor, I found it to have some validity.
  • This is teh shit!
  • Soooo, that's how they do it "over there"... But is that how we RedBluddedMerikans are supposed to do it? *reaches for the Bushpaper
  • Please to explain this concept of "Nanny society".
  • Lara - that's code in the British right-wing press for 'please allow us to dismantle the welfare state and sell it off to our wealthy friends for private profit'. The NHS should of course be advising Dundonians to smash their thrones and get squatting as Nature intended.
  • That article managed to insult Dundee, Edinburgh, and possibly Poland.
  • Not to mention the reader's sense of well-being.
  • Shit, I've been doing it wrong. Must remember to breath and keep mouth open. *Faints, messily again*
  • I've always kept my mouth open during times of mass relinquishment due simply to the fact that, at those particular times, in those particular places, I find I much prefer it to breathing through my nose.
  • If I were Poland, I'd be insulted...
  • Let's keep this kind of crap off the front page, hmm? Bidet he's a mild mannered reporter for the Daily Planet . . .
  • *zap Petebest with pun gun
  • Shall we take the plunge and plumb the depths to which punning can go? Ureter with us or against us.
  • You bowled me over with "ureter", 'Pants. You get the throne. Pete's number two so far. Surely some more of the regular folks around this dump will give it a go? I flush with pride at being privy to the deeds of women and manure so talented.
  • I don't mind being number two. I know if I beared down I could winnie the poo.
  • Well, fractalid, you're the turd one to comment on the subject. It's just a terrifecal thing to be able to dookie, innit? Don't let anyone poo poo your effort, just keep doo dooing those puns. Sprinkle the love, TinkleBell! You're Number One with me!
  • I coil at the thought of any of you sharing your monkey tails of the toils through toots. I'd gladly raise a seat to all of you for a coprasetic new pun, however.
  • I pity the cesspool.
  • *licks finger, sketches number in air #One to Pete!