April 28, 2006

Encouragement Kittens! --Kittens to make you happy, and feel good about yourself! Best of all, to give encouragement!
posted by VertexOfLife 18 years ago
  • Someone I know is gonna love this.
  • Strangely enough, they actually did make me feel better. What can I say? I've been having a lousy day. Also, I am apparently very impressionable.
  • AWWWWWAAAH! Widdle kitties!
  • 503 - Service Unavailable The server is currently unable to handle your request. Please try again later. Awwww great. Just what I needed to top this crappy, lousy, grey, depressing day... /thinks about looking for rusty blade, finds that too tiring, goes back to bed
  • I too am discouraged by the lack of encouragement kitties. *cleans gun*
  • *drunkenly joins suicide pack in fit of pique due to lack of promised kittens*
  • Maybe it's ironic, like the Demotivators.
  • Oh I'm not planning suicide - oh no. I'm about to go postal due to lack of kitties!!!! *checks ammo*
  • That's me, that is.
  • encouragement kittens now thats something i can get behind
  • OMG i looooove kittens...baked. with rice.
  • I find your lack of kittens... disturbing... *cooooooooooooo-pahhhhhhhhhhhh*
  • I give you Laser Cats! (Embedded video... I couldn't get it to work in FF, but it works just fine in IE)
  • The Encouragement Kittens are back! I feel like I can go on living another day!
  • They went away again, how discouraging.
  • man, i've clicked this link like five times. each time it's been unavailable. i don't know if i can take much more of this...
  • Hey now, roryk, it isn't so bad. Have a "Waiting for Encouragement Kitten" by Samuel Beckett. By the by, you wouldn't believe what you can find in a google for "dirty kitten"
  • roryk, I too have been cruelly denied an encouragement kitten. I presently have a huge sad frown of despair and disappointment on my face... suicide pact?
  • Medusa, I think it's just a big hoax to see how many people will kill themselves if they can't find an encouragement kitten. Don't do it! The terrorists will win!
  • Some surrogates to sooth nerves until Encouragement Kittens returns from Bad Server land: 1. My Cat's Got Knees 2. Looking for my Leopard 3. The Daily Kitten 4. Kitten Cannon
  • RTD thank you, I have stepped back from the ledge...FOR NOW!
  • Hmmm. Bad server.
  • WHERE AM THE KITENZ?
  • I think I may need to go medieval on yr asses if I don't get me some kittens!!!!!!!!
  • Little cat can you stay hidden? I've looked everywhere but simply looking isn't working. Inside the lithe and agile body of our full-grown cat could a kitten still be lurking? Or is just a glimpse of this mystery felinely forbidden?
  • Hey, I got in, just had to force a refresh. Sadly, by the time I got there, all the kittens were dead.
  • nine lives per kitten by tradition each wee cat can execute a deadly kitty mission I like the cats who've owned me, yet acknowledge they're a lethal pet in the heart of every kitten lurks a wiley young assassin they kill the birds and some kill rats though they purr like innocent pussycats I don't enjoy the mayhem nor the gore when a songbird's been dismembered on my floor so I keep our cats shut up indoors lest they purr-pet-you-ate such fur-ther horrors
  • Well, cat scat on this link!
  • okay, still not working. at this point, the lack (complete absence) of encouragement kittens must be considered to be some sort of message from the void. > suicide pact? let us smother ourselves in kittens! that'll show 'em.
  • For all my kitty fix needs I find that nothing works better then
  • I've decided to eat kittens until I asplode n die...don't try to stop me!
  • The Kittens of Encouragement are out hunting the Bluebird of Happiness.
  • ...and the bluebird of happiness just shit on the IROC of Rick.
  • Toad pee makes kittens foam at the mouth.
  • bees, that poem almost--almost--made up for the lack of encouragement kittens. However, it is only a matter of time before I am forced to begin to shred a roll of paper towels and pee on the carpet if I don't get any encouragement kittens.
  • Hot damn! I just tried again and got in. My outlook on life has changed completely. Lollipops for all!
  • FINALLY!! THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF KITTENS FIILS ME!! TOMORROW I WIIL GO TO THE GYM, I WILL BE PRODUCTITVE ALL DAY, I WILL CLEAN MY HOUSE, I WILL BE A GOOD CITIZEN...THE KITTENS ENCOURAGE ME, THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL...THEY MAKE ME FEEL.............................kewt.
  • *tries the link again* *no dice* OK, I get it, it's a dark, bitter joke. Or maybe it just a way for cynical people like me to understand it's from inside that encouragment must be found, instead of it being based on cheap, tacky baubles, like kittens or money or loving partners that won't leave in the morning without saying goodbye and taking all the smoked salmon with them and NEVER CALLING BACK AND THEN SENDING A STUPID EMAIL AND and and... *checks link again, stares stupidly at screen*
  • *clicks link. growls* *chops onion, garlic, shallots, coriander* *heats oil* *opens bottle of 2000 margaux* *goes in search of kittens*
  • 503 - Service Unavailable The server is currently unable to handle your request. Please try again later. But I need encouragement nooooowwwww!!
  • Help me... I... I couldn't stop myself... I live in this apartment... so full of kittens... there were so many... kittens... everywhere kittens... like little fuzzy footballs... kittens...
  • they work! I went to the gym this morning, despite a calvados-induced hangover :)
  • mmmmm, calvados. *dips kitten fingers in calvados. munches in a discouraged manner*
  • They're back, and they believe in me! One novel, coming up!
  • curses, denied again! wow. how much absence of encouragement (kittens) can i take?
  • Not really worth the wait...
  • No kittens? Try a llama...
  • I saw the kittens. I don't think they really believe me, though.
  • (Believe in. See, I'm not worth believing in. I've betrayed the kittens' faith)
  • squeek! I have been blessed with a second dose of encouragement. those kitties are so cute I just want to gobble them up!!
  • I finawwy saw the kittenses! They're THEWE for me! They BEWIEVE in me! They have tiny widdwe feetses and big shiny eyeses and crawl into guitars! I feew so SPECIAW!
  • Whoooooooosapwettykittee? Whooooooosasweetymuffinbabykittee? Awoojawoojawoojawoojawooja! Whoooosafwuffybabee? *Collapses, futilely reaching for insulin*
  • don't worry TUM, when kitten lovers die they go to cuteoverload.com and live in eternal cuteness forever and ever....
  • Finally. 'I believe in you' said a fluffy bundle of kittiness. Just in time. My faith in humanity, the interweb, and myself is restored. Guess my co-workers got lucky. Wonder if they'll take back the piece. Hey, I only used one bullet while testing it, after all...
  • TUM, you will now always be Homestar to me.
  • Hold on to it, Flaggy, kittens grow up eventually.
  • Kittens are cute, but.....
  • Not a kitten, but I couldn't find a good horse thread for this. CNN Video: Rescued horse with three legs walks for the first time with his new prosthetic. (There might be a 10 second ad first.)