April 19, 2006

• fuck you!
• I'm an expert on this, and as such, think you're full of crap.
• HITLER
• Dammit tracicle, stop being such a troll! You're starting to sound like Hitler. I come to MoFi for good arguments so you and your silly post are obviously wrong, clearly. That being said, and don't get me wrong, I'm just trying to help here, but your use of a colon in your last sentence, while gramatically correct, is just pretentious. So just stuff it! And the rest of you goddam online lame-arse monkeys, you know I'm right, as usual, but nobody around here has the balls to acknolege it. And why haven't you banned that Chyren character yet, always going on about his bloody lost socks and space aliens running the world? Because you're afraid, that's why. I know how you think, you and your sniveling technorati crowd, don't thnik that I don't! Of course NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME, OH NO. You all think I'm just some anonimus nutjob from soviet Canuckistan or whatever. WELL, YOUVE GOT ANOTHER THINK COMING. We all know who should be running the bloody show here and it ain't you, "Monkeybashi".
• fuck you! fuck Hitler too! Islander, it's spelled "acknowledge! So, fuck you!
• Obligatory link to the Illustrated Guide to Flame Warriors. Ya buncha Bliss Ninnies.
• I've alway hated you, Zanshin!
• I love lamp.
• FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!FUCK YOU!!!
• hut your festering gob, you tit. Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert
• I say, speaking of Hitler, I agree with one specific policy stance advanced by a member of the National Socialist Party.
• Is this where I come to discuss anal leakage?
• Flongj, I did a little research, and I see that you do Galactic Judo. Well, I know for a fact that Galactic Judo is useless against Stormtroopers, Balrogs, and Unix. So, fuck you!
• There's only two kinds of people: Nazis and faux poseur hipsters, and y'all definitely don't speak German.
• Canadians, rolypolyman. You forgot Canadians.
• There's only two kind of people; you ain't one of them.
• In Soviet Russia, Hitler fucks YOU!
• You are all wrong.
• BUY A MAC
• I think macs are pretty, but windows already owns my soul. I'm doomed.
• OK, I'VE BEEN RESEARCHING ISLAM SINCE THE LATE '70S, AND THERE IS NO "PEACE" IN THIS RELIGION.
• BEAGLE BANGLE PLINKY!!!!
• Empathy-not-charm! Empathy-not-charm! Fuck sympathy! Andfuck you dog for nuzzling my keyboarnw dskgdvnadkjjnfnfc s
• Thank you, everyone, for demonstrating that you are all screaming morons. robot's is the only comment on this thread that even merits consideration. Also, Chyren is the sole voice of reason and anyone who questions his well-thought-out argument should clearly be going to Trollaholics anonymous. I went to Oxford and I have a PhD in this shit and my medulla can beat up your cerebellum, so in conclusion, FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE.
• Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Right.. do I get my own talkshow now?
• BITCH!
• BITCHES ON A PLANE!!!
• BITCHES ON A PLANE!!!
• You guys are the wind beneath my wings.
• Sorry, not wings - arse.
• All of you, go to your rooms!
• I love this is an aol link. Because aol users are fags!
• Bitchy "rules" of netiquette. Surprise: they come from Tracicle.
• Blah blah blah my name is quid blah blah blah I'm so much smarter and wittier than you blah blah blah non sequitur blah blah blah one day I'll be an admin and banninate you all blah blah blah. (Sorry quid. I said all that in the best possible way. Kissy kissy?)
• Shrub is dumb!
• In 100 years, approximately 30% of this thread will be underwater, thanks to global warming.
• I don't have time to read all this. Besides, it's beneath me.
• HIM BETTER THAN CLINTONNNNNNNNNNNN
• I liked the article linked to at the bottom, Introduction to Antiprocess. I wish somebody had shown me this stuff when I was a n00b. It would have spared me lot of grief.
• Somebody give Bush a blowjob, so we can impeach him.
• DOUBLE POST!!!!!
• I think the Daisy_May thread has an example for every single category. And you're a cockpunching idiot if you disagree with me.
• Guys, guys! Please - I know we're all passionate about the issue and that's very good, but please - a serious question has been raised here. Unfortunately, I can't take time to address it because I have some rather sad news to report - it appears novelist Stephen King, author of "The Shawshank Redemption" and "Christine" has died at the age of 53 after being struck by a car near his home in Maine. I know we'll all want to take a brief moment to remember this very talented and prolific writer.
• That was awesome, RTD. Oh, uh, I mean shut the fuck up, you know-nothing know-it-all.
• MonkeyFilter: Ya buncha Bliss Ninnies. MonkeyFitler: I'm an expert on this, and as such, think you're full of crap. MonkeyFilter: There's only two kind of people; you ain't one of them. MonkeyFilter: Thank you, everyone, for demonstrating that you are all screaming morons. MonkeyFilter: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! MonkeyFilter: Right.. do I get my own talkshow now? MonkeyFilter: You guys are the wind beneath my wings. MonkeyFilter:.... and on and on and on /thread monopoly Now, now, now. I realize that emotions can run high here, but don't you think that we should just all calm down and get along together? After all, we're just human, and everyone makes mistakes now and then. It's just an opinion, and our opinions can be changed, right? Can't we just spread the love? and on and on and on TRACICLE, I DEMAND THIS POST BE EEKED. *GIVES OTHER ORDERS ALL MUST HEAR ME AND OBEY!
• Oh, and that's it's not its, and they're not their, you morons.
• Clearly, none of you has any clue what you're talking about. LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND: The trees will whisper your name. Love and be loved by Kifflom. And if you don't like that, you can stick it up your @$$~!
• The King is dead, long live the King! And Hitler, of course.
• I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, AND YOU'RE TAKEN ABACK for i'm shouting, while mouthing at my screen. on the web i have found, opportunities abound; it's perfect for venting my spleen. HAVE YOU STOPPED BEATING YOUR WIFE? WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE? i type furiously, curiously keen. you're wrong and i'm right, and i'll fight you all night armed just with my counting machine. FOR HERE I DON'T STUTTER, OR SPLUTTER, OR MUTTER at least, not so that you can see. my passive aggressivity, or aggressive passivity, unleashes AND YOU MUST FEAR ME!!!!
• Kittens?
• Oh, snap! I think RalphtheDog may have won this match. Barstard!
• boobs lol
• Justify you're favorite band sucking however you like, nazi! zanshin is a hater and a hores buggerer to. Ralphthedog is obviosly a sock puppet of quid's corpse!
• It's "your" not "you're" in thiat case btw Medusa.
• Genesis 2:7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. Modern chemistry could not have begun before 1802, when John Dalton formally stated that everything is composed of atoms based on experimental evidence. Everything before this was mere speculation – guesswork. Nevertheless, it is clearly stated in Genesis that man is “formed of the dust of the ground”, which is to say, the same elements of carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, iron, nitrogen, etc, that we find in . . . dust of the ground, as well as rocks.
• Oh you're just trying to get your precious +1! Fascist!
• All of you fucking disgust me. Learn to spell, learn proper grammar, wash your mouths out with soap, and go to your rooms without any dinner to think about what you did. Trust me, I'm a doctor. I know what I'm talking about here.
• Baninate. Eekinate. You're all twits and I am great! Flagellate. Masturbate. Cap'n cannot find a date. Fornicate. Medusa's fate: to piss on guys who're overweight. Post it early, post it late, the snakes on planes were in a crate. Suffocate. Desecrate. Chryen's posts do both, of late. Moderate. Administrate. Monkeybashi rules your fate. Duplicate? self-post-ate? Monkeys hurl, full of hate.
• What do we want?! Cock punch! When do we want it?! Now! wait, wait, that . . . that can't be right
• Hello, my name is Fagbrush.
• Guys, guys, can't we all get along?? No? Well fuck you then!!
• ** vandweller runs crying and cowers in the corner. Realizing her cellphone is in her hoodie pocket calls her shrink to destress from all the anger and social malfeasance here. But.. wait! She's told that she's wrong to worry about chat board goings on and to stop being so silly. The psychologist invokes Godwin and says, "It's not like they're Hitler and you are France or something--it's just chitter chatter!" ** Whaaa!!!
• *Waiting for Godwin*
• Vandweller is right. So much hate. /Hangs head in shame Everybody, smoke some of this... /passes enormous joint, tucks flowers in hair
• Jeez, I never realized what naive Pollyannas you all are. LOL ;-)
• posted by vandweller at 07:49PM UTC on April 19, 2006 n00b! (But seriously, vandweller -- welcome to the monkey house!)
• Let me derail this pseudo-trainwreck briefly to say that I really like vandweller's blog.
• DoEs AnYbOdY KnOw A Go0d S1Te 4 tEh WaReZ?
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• /notices that nobody is smoking the joint. /sits down and finishes it. /giggles
• Enlarge your penis? Click here!
• Send Chy money.
• There are only two kinds of people: those who divide people into two groups, and those who don't. -gets high-
• Serioulsy, I think I've done every one of those things today. I feel so dirty.
• People like you usually do.
• there are perverts out there who will pay A LOT OF MONEY for dirty underpants ;)
• mmmm, underpants soup...
• So what happened to the post I made in this thread? Was it deleted for being an unfunny joke or is there a bug in the works?
• More noises off from genitally fixated vulgarians in the vocabulary of an intellectually challenged Barbary Ape?
• Nope, nothing deleted here, kelenkye. Must be a bug. A new, special bug. Iridescent blue. Lots of legs. (I'll look into it.)
• There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and everybody else.
• There are two people in the world. And I'm not one of them.
• 2 kinds of people: Obstacles and Targets.
• There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and everybody else. There are 10 kinds of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who can get a date for Saturday night.
• That's either the best joke I've ever heard, or the worst.
• there are 74776f kinds of people in the world. but there are four lights!
• dangit, I knew i told it wrong. Thanks rocket.
• There are two kinds of people in the world: Me and Everyone Else.
• There are two kinds of people in the world, surrealists and a clown in a g-string with half a turd hanging out of his ass.
• There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who are good at math, and those who are not.
• There is one kind of Werzog in the world. It needs no other.
• No worries, tracicle. It was just a comment on the ugly colour scheme of the site and the fact that it's on aol, which means it is utterly irrelevant.
• There is an unknown number of petebests in this world... maybe infinite.
• Who is this keklenky, and why don't the Petes and InsolentChimp give him the bum's rush outta this thread? Either that, or somebody show him how to change the setup color so he doesn't piss aboutthe lavender anymore.
• I don't need no reasons! Wait, what's a bums rush? I reckon I had those last time I 'et Mexican seafood...
• That's my Chimp! All class in a cheap suit.
• *snorts cheese doodle through nose*
• The colour scheme here is rather hideous, but I was referring to the colour scheme of the aol site, BlewWhores.
• Uh, oh. Dis. Wait, what does that even mean?
• If you don't like the colour-scheme here, you can submit a new one. Or, you can go fuck yourself up the arse with a broomhandle. The choice is yours.
• Ease up, man.
• Did we do the Monkeybashi proud, or what?
• Two proud four words.
• petebest!! I am utterly irate and miffed that you are snorting cheeeeetoes without me!! I love to huff and snort me some cheezzzzy poooofs, youare holding out man, and right now I feel kinda like ethylene....help!
• four words and kcab sdrow owt
• Sorry guys. This whole experiment is a total failure. I'm afraid MonkeyFilter will never be able to bring down the total shitstorm that other sites can ingnite. But never mind. WE have cockpunch! WE have PoP Tarts. Roll out the barrels! The Monkeys are going to par-tay!