April 16, 2006

Sing a simple song. (warning, noise, lameness)
  • Wow. Almost had to kill myself. Luckily I pushed the back button. Phew.
  • and a lawsuit from Alvin in 3.... 2.... 1....
  • I got up to the fireman squirting his rainbow colored goo off-screen and I actually kept watching for more innuendo. Now I have no more reason to live than Carrot top.
  • no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no, no.
  • That was disgustingly obscene and vulgar. It's now been burned into my retina deeper than goatse.
  • MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES