April 12, 2006

• How about girls' navels? Preferably with girls' tongues in them? Other girls' tongues, naturally. I've said too much.
• I like it!
• What a world.
• Tongues for medical diagnosis
• More sweet tongue.
• Skeet, skeet, skeet!
• How 'bout some groovy tongue?
• Eh...
• Mousey Tongue was a commie rat.
• Tongue twisters! Zanshin: That was really disgusting.
• Now that I'm finishing my 2nd year of TCM school, I have seen some really gross tongues. As a matter of fact, I try not to look to closely at friend's tongues -- I just don't to know too much about them. by the way, some of the girls in the FPP link have very unhealthy tongues
• What's TCM? Chinese herbal medicine of tongues is baloney.
• TCM = Traditional Chinese Medicine. /not interested in debate.
• /bangs shoe on table
• *fills kiddie pool with baby oil*
• /interested in Medusa's kiddie pool
• *sidles up, shoves Zanshin into kiddie pool*
• /pulls Medusa in with him
• *grabs video camera, waits for boobs and mouth-peeing*
• /covers mouth, flashes man-boobs
• Well, I know that acupuncture works, cos I've had it done, and plus it's thousands of years old (which on its own is not a particularly valid argument, but I digress). But there's a mechanism for that, the acupuncture points are on nerve nodes or whatever (you tell me). I just can't see a mechanism for reading people's health from their fucking tongues. What if you'd been sucking on a gobstopper for half an hour and your tongue was blue? I suppose they've thought of that and have you rinse out with cow urine or something. But if you start using powdered bits of tiger or sunbear bile or somesuch on people, then I'm afraid I will have to hit you.
• Well, I know that acupuncture works, cos I've had it done, and plus it's thousands of years old (which on its own is not a particularly valid argument, but I digress). But there's a mechanism for that, the acupuncture points are on nerve nodes or whatever (you tell me). I just can't see a mechanism for reading people's health from their fucking tongues. What if you'd been sucking on a gobstopper for half an hour and your tongue was blue? I suppose they've thought of that and have you rinse out with cow urine or something. But if you start using powdered bits of tiger or sunbear bile or somesuch on people, then I'm afraid I will have to hit you.
• /can't hear Chyren d/t earfull of Medusa and oil
• Tongues change shape, color, texture, thickness and color of coating, etc all the time. These things do not happen randomly, they are the result of what is happening in the rest of the body (especially digestion.) As you said, acupuncture (TCM) is thousands of years old, and its diagnostic methods predate MRIs, etc. Before looking at a patient's tongue, I ask them "have you eaten anything or had anything to drink in the past hour?" I do not prescribe any endangered plants or animals. There are plenty of alternatives. Come on, jump in the pool. The oil is warm.
• yeah, but.. alright
• Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
• Yes, but is it warm enough to fry your donuts?
• Just warm enough to butter my buns... /looks around, notices he is alone in the pool
• Trepanation is a pretty old practice too. So are the concepts behind the hypocratic oath. It's all good, baby. I got your western medicine rassler right here: how are you supposed to abuse TCM when you're bored and need a good morphine & rubbing alcohol coctail with vicodan sprinkles?
• One please.
• *wacks Pete with cane so she doesn't have to stand in line Outta my way, youngster, my rhumatiz is acting up again. And I pure-D damned love those vicodan sprinkles!
• Medic! err - vicodan!
• wow! I can't believe the things I miss when I actually have to spend the day working. sheesh!! did I *win* the rasslin' match?? InsurgentChump would you please deliver two morphine-n-bourbon-flavored ice cream sundaes with vicodin sprinkles to the hottub, Zanshin and I are soaking our sore muscles and sticking small needles in each other. thanks!
• /shudders (a good shudder)
• Yayo! Designer cocktails for all! Except Zanshin who gets the homecoming prize! One big fat ground up deer antler! Wheee! I can add more exclamation marks...
• Am I the only one not the least bit excited by the long-tongued women?
• Long tongued women? I thought if we commented here we got ice-cream...
• It's not for everyone, tenneho. I am of the opinion that the only good porn is laugh-out-loud rediculous porn and therefor this fits my bill quite nicely.
• LICKABLE ice cream, Chimp?
• Chimp did WHAT!! ! *hurriedly checks her exclaimation mark bag for missing items
• I expected to be directed to a site with clinical studies of the pathologies of juvenile females' tongue anomalies. Instead, I get a drooler hogfest for tongue fetishists. Is this possible?
• MonkeyFilter: I thought if we commented here we got ice-cream... MonkeyFilter: A drooler hogfest for tongue fetishists. MonkeyFilter: Yes, it is possible. So very possible. (Okay, so I'm sneaking in the last one as a comment AND a tagline, but you have to admit that on MoFi, it's all possible...so very, very possible).
• Taglining your own post-tagline? *raises eyebrows, gets out rulebook We'll just see about this. There's a hefty fine involved for violators. Aahh, BearGuy, just kidding. I luvs ya. And I gotta admit it's a goodun'
• Bluehorse, I thought that read, "There's a hefty fine involved for vibrators." ...there's a fine hefty vibrator...
• *Pauses to consider when bibrators are actually not NSFW, but part of work...*
• MonkeyFilter: There's a hefty fine involved for vibrators. *dusts hands, gets back to work*
• You never seen one of those slick, big, floppy, vibrators that the concrete layers use, BearGuy? They make a lotta noize.