April 10, 2006

Tangpagne. Good for if you're an exceptionally cheap drunk and/or convict.
posted by Capt. Renault 18 years ago
  • Tangalicious! gomi is not that cheap a drunk to try
  • That's not what I've heard.
  • There's also Pootietangpagne, but we get the yeast from a different source.
  • It's how the astronauts get drunk!
  • See also: Pruno
  • yeast + sugar + time = booze. He might be better off, though, to let it sit a couple extra days and let those yeasties do a little more work. I can't imagine that more alcohol wouldn't be an improvement. Stop by your local homebrew store and pick up a backet of champagne yeast (which tolerates higher alcohol conditions before dying, sometimes up to 13-15%) and throw it in there instead of your mom's bread yeast, which is just, bleh. Another delightful concoction: squeeze sterno through a sock to separate it from the parrafin matrix, add a little water and voila! the "pink lady." Mmmgood. if you enjoy blindness and your internal organs desperately trying to leap out of your body to escape the noxious, virulently poisonous onslaught
  • ew...grody to the max!
  • Purists claim that the quality of your "Squeeze" is all about the sock.
  • Did someone mention a sock?
  • Fes, is there something about your past you wish to share with us?
  • I prefer to remain enticingly mysterious.
  • mysterious? yes enticing? in this case, NO.
  • "Regarde, je te parie que ça va mème pas le rendre aveugle"
  • If we used the sock by my bed, well, you can't squeeze air through that thing. /ewwwwww
  • Ah, but Medusa, who knows what other nuggets of dark wisdom and haunted experience I've acquired on my lonely road?
  • You sick fuck. I'll prefer my favorite liquor distilled via monks' socks.
  • That was directed to MCT, of course, not the other sick fuck Fes.
  • I was not offended.
  • Gah! Why don’tcha just drink the hydraulic fluid from Soviet T-72 tanks?
  • Well, because it's been very hard to find since the Turks got a taste for it.
  • Fes, dark wisdom and haunting experience are always enticing to a girl like me...but then again I like to pee in guy's mouths too ;)
  • guys' /d'oh.
  • OK, I got a laugh outa that. She outgrossed me, people
  • Monkeyfilter: but then again I like to OMG!!!one11one!
  • Nothing beats the thing I brewed in the closet sophomore year at college. It was green, and then it wasn't. (shudder) Senior year, still undrunk, I left it outside for unsuspecting freshmen.
  • "It was green, and then it wasn't. (shudder)" Sounds like poteen.
  • MonkeyFilter: I was not offended. MonkeyFilter: mysterious? yes enticing? in this case, NO.
  • I'm not ashamed to admit, I've never peed in a guy's mouth. A colleague's foot, once!
  • *hies him hastily from Fes* cautionary note into mine sock some fool hath placed his can of sterno -- wot a waste! a sock that on my foot hath been, I tell ye plain will never yield a beverage that's remotely clean though if to sipping sterno ye have sunk ye soon will find yourself quite blind whether or no what's squeezed from the toe should make ye drunk
  • Monkeyfilter: I can't imagine that more alcohol wouldn't be an improvement.