April 09, 2006

Somebody drilled a hole in a Florida nuclear reactor's cooling system pipe. Nobody knows who. Or why. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Meanwhile the DHS has arrested a little old lady in Arkansas for boarding a plane with a nailfile. We are all guilty.
posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • It was Phyllis Driller.
  • *applause*
  • 凄い!
  • Bugger, wrong thread!
  • 鸡奸错误螺纹!
  • "Chicken rape mistake snail tattoo", flashboy?
  • Translate that into Latin, you've got my family motto.
  • Google translates it to "Sodomy wrong thread!" which is probably more what flashboy meant. I've no idea what that would be in Latin, since it's all Greek to me.
  • Already into the Gojira-buggery? Appaling!
  • Pullus laedo erratum cochleum signum.
  • I prefer Alnedra's translation.
  • Lovely family crest too. Sable a tattooed chicken Proper displayed between two rapes countercharged against a mistake Vert, with snails Or regardant.
  • Podex concubitam nefas ligamen?
  • I wanna know where i can get a subscription to that cool Monkeyfilter newspaper.
  • Monkeyfilter News: All the News that's fit for Chyren
  • I wish this story had enough details so that it made sense.
  • Turns out it wasn't an actual hole, just a dangling chad.
  • Mega-))))), Chyren. Here Fido... Here Fido... Here Fido...
  • *makes note to remind mct to check Dayf's profile*
  • Bizarre. And where is the lad will stick a wee finger into such a small, hot hole?
  • /tips hat @ Dayf Everything is better with Zappa.
  • AHA!
  • Small hot hole.
  • Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?
  • Pola calidor cavi?
  • Cosi Fan Tutsi Frutsi?
  • *screams* It's red-lining!! *smacks button* siren goes off WAAWAAWAAWAAWAA *plugs hole with favorite Monkey's pointy head*
  • Madame Rufus T. Butterfly?
  • For the longest time, I thought Dayf's handle was Dayfat.
  • Woot! New Zappa !! How'd I miss this? And how'd that old lady with the nail clippers make out anyway? I didn't read the article. Alnedra: I resemble that remark.
  • just a wee leak and things are getting hot a wee leak, but it's significance is naught -- it seems Potus forgot to say it was authorized now enjoy the hot steam rising before our eyes