April 06, 2006

Johnny Gets the Word
posted by Argh 18 years ago
  • Nasty.
  • I learned, I laughed, I developed a slight rash.
  • It was nice that they made an effort at racial diversity.
  • "She gave me crabs. But that's OK - I gave her the clap." ...Actual quote from one of my oldest friends. Maybe he needed to get this comic book. Maybe something like this should still be circulating. Even if it is corny in a "Gee whiz, Doc, it hurts when I whizz - Gee!" kind of way.
  • That was informative.
  • she (top of voice): you've gave me crabs he (equally loud): yeah. i got them from your sister /exchange in a dublin bar, c. 1990, between two acquaintances.
  • oh darn... i think i dated Gloria......well, not actually a date..but...
  • I thought that "bird" was the word. Apparently not. Apparently, the word is "syphillis."
  • My family nickname is "The Siff." Always wondered where it came from....
  • to say a bird has syphillis is bound to cause an awful fuss -- except one bird, I fear might have goner-rhea
  • I like the term "half-gassed." I'm gonna start trying to bring that back into the lexicon!