April 06, 2006

Woman misunderestimates Internet. Hilarity may ensue.
  • i can't decide if i feel dirty for being suckered, or warm and fuzzy for helping her have her all-girl threeway...
  • I got an error screen.
  • Pathetic.
  • "how many hits per minute"...I thought it was gonna be the thread about the guy who did all the E ;)
  • Reminds me of that cheapskate guy that put a page to raise money for her fiancée's ring. I wonder if he made it... Maybe a double-or-nothing bet with Allison? So that would be 4 girls and another guy in his bed?
  • I hear Jessica Alba's monkey is available.
  • while we're at it, could we help save my friend's hamster?
  • Hey, that's a great idea. Perhaps another page like that could bring the quidcorpse back from dead-land!
  • So, is this viral marketing for that dating site, or just a way for jimjim to make some referral dough off of it? I haven't been able to find a way to search for their profile there (I am NOT signing up).
  • If there was any way I could get my hit back, I would.
  • "♪♫And I'll never have that mouseclick back agaiiiinn! OHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!♪♫♪ "
  • yay for the simpsons reference
  • The link to the dating site is via "Commission Junction". ie it's an affiliate link. Could be a very neat bit of marketing...
  • Definitely a marketing thing.
  • What about that lame thing about bandwidth costs? So he got 2 million hits but that web page doesn't look big to me. Lame-o. Lamey. Lame. lamesterism.
  • how so? Who, for the pictured woman? Just random poot from teh Intarwebz, a speed bump in the terabit-per-second pr0n avalanche that is my cache the URL du jour. Perhaps another page like that could bring the quidcorpse back from dead-land! Silence! Guards! Seize him! and bring me one of those fancy beers, like the one with a coat-of-arms, or maybe an umlaut on the label? Thanks.
  • Oh hey, i got me a bag of mouse-clicks. Stan, here's one click for you, and one for you Layne... Please, no jostling.
  • how so? Who, for the pictured woman? What pictured woman?
  • Nevermind, it's showing up now. That was showing up earlier.
  • I've been avoiding this. Now I don't have to. I've hit it, and I didn't want to. Now that don't happen alot. Needs more pictures, and less monkeys.
  • If the guy follows through with this, it's so going to blow up in his face.
  • 2 million views without any porn pictures or real content? He better be posing pix of the threesome.
  • What chrominance said.
  • Oh dear god, and now there's a "Vote For Our Third" forum, filled with lovely tidbits like: Okay, seriously? It's great that you're a nice person and all, but hell no. Being nice has nothing to do with being involved in a threesome, and with those looks, you're definitely out. My faith in humanity has been restored! No, wait, what's that word that means the opposite of what I just said...
  • This guy's relationship is over after the first stroke into Madame Trois. .
  • I'd wager it'd be 3 beers before that.
  • I'd wager its over now, and he just doesn't know it yet.
  • "April 6, 2006 1:00 PM - To my utter shock, two things happened: 1) My girlfriend agreed that I'm not a total idiot and that I might have something between my ears besides empty space. 2) She admitted she lost the bet!!! I think if it was closer to two million she may have wanted to count all the hanging chads, but since I clearly surpassed my goal she conceded. Then, she actually said these exact magical words, which I can still hear as if it were being said over and over: 'Well, I guess a bet's a bet... go on and find your girl.' After that she left - she said she was going shopping. Since she left so quickly I didn't have time to take a picture of her 'I lost' face, but I'll try to get one later. I'm hoping she's out shopping for some sexy costume, but that seems unlikely." *BEEP* Attention. Train Wreck in Progress. *BEEP*
  • Since she left so quickly, I didn't get a picture of her face. Man, she was out of here so fast, it was like just a blur of light. You know, like when those people take pictures of stuff they say is a ghost but it's just a blurry blob? I did get a picture of her suitcase as the door nearly shut on it. Man, she must be buying a lot of sexy lingerie, if she has to take so much money she needs a suitcase.
  • That's why I keep a camera, pointed at whoever I'm talking to, everyday, at all times. You never know when they will blur out of there.