March 31, 2006

Who's da Blues-Playing Monkey? You are! You are! ♫♪ Well, well, stannnndin at the crossroads, no bananas in mmmy haaaand ♪♫♪ I say, stannnndin at the crossroads, raaain, rain, rollin, ramblin, roll up the rim...oo, ooo, I'm looonely. ♫♪ Thank you, God bless, and good night.
posted by StoryBored 18 years ago
  • Oh, and they say that button #2 on the first row is a good one to use to get yer groove going.
  • Well, Ah caiiiin't push no buttons, when Ah'm worrrrkin' down t' millllllll...♪♫♪
  • Very cool! [Flings guitar out window]
  • I like. I had no idea I had that ability!
  • When I first met you baby, You were just sweet 16. Yeah, when I first met you baby, You were just sweet 16. Now you're a full-grown monkey Postin' the best link I ever seen.
  • And now, the shortest Blues song ever written. Weeellll, I didn't wake up this mornin'! Thank you, thank you very much.
  • Lol!
  • ))), StoryBored!
  • ♫ She wanna sell my monkey She wanna sell my monkey And that'll never do ♫
  • This is the best thing I've ever seen on the internet. that didn't involve naked babes
  • blooey! moot din dog go -- collar mine! dress tin a qualm merry inn steal sky blew bay bee as you were peek auk eel lagged trig mitt knight dork wise laugh under whizzed eerier knave fee sea rule yawn a calmer eensy blew
  • =blue, whee! mood in- digo -- calamine! Dresden aqua- marine steel sky blue baby azure peacock elec- tric midnight turquoise lavender wisteria navy cerul- ean aquamar- ine sea blue
  • da da dada DA BOOM BOOM da da dada DA BOOM BOOM da dada dahdadahdadah da da BOOM BOOM Oooooooooooooooh, I beeeeeeen down to m i s e r y. BOOM BOOM Oh, AYYYYYY been dowwwwwnnnn to m i s e r y. BOOM BOOM Aaaaaaaand MISEEEEERRYYYY... Been dOOOOOOOOwn on me. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM *GramMa be done shakin' it*
  • *applauds bees and bluey* If anyone knows da blues, it's Bluey. Ain't no call for Miseeery, da da da da DUM Ain't no call for what all, da da da da DUM But the times they pressin down on me Still the saaaadness done faaaall, faaaaalll.
  • got up this morning with a post hole in my head told my sweet mama wish t' m' soul I was dead!
  • Okay, I give up. How to make the music notes in HTML?
  • I just copied and pasted them text-wise from someone else's post (like any other text).
  • ♪♫♪My lady done lef me She gone ta nother man My lady done lef me She tired of my verse She gone ta that beeeeees My life never been worse. ♪♫♪
  • Why does that sound worse than going t' th' dogs?
  • ♫♪I'tell ya a story A story soooo sad A storeeey 'bout a man♪♫♪ Whose woman done bad 'Bout a woman done bad 'Bout a man left aloooone, Lord But you don'wanna hear it 'Cause you be StoryBored.♫♪
  • Well I woke up this mornin', checked out this FPP. Said I woke up this early afternoon, clicked upon this FPP. Now them ole devil blues they just won't let me be.
  • sat on the bed kicked off my shoes lifted my feet and then I got the bad news my right foot is bare my right sock is gone I'm sittin' here staring I'm a sockless man
  • broke into bees' house I picked the back lock hid under his bed and stole his right sock now i'm stuck hidin' with his stinky old sock I'm lyin' here wishin I was a sockless man
  • Are you sure that post shouldn't be moved to the blues thread, Ralph?
  • This isn't the blues thread, Gramma? Looks like it to me.
  • SOCKS thread!! Dangnabit! What do you expect from a feeble ol'lady?
  • Highly appropriate for this thread today is an email I get as a poetry subscriber. Trouble In Mind by Richard M. Jones Trouble in mind, I'm blue, But I won't be blue always, For the sun will shine in my backdoor someday. Trouble in mind, that's true, I have almost lost my mind; Life ain't worth livin', feel like I could die, I'm gonna lay my head on some lonesome railroad line: Let the two nineteen train* ease my troubled mind. Trouble in mind, I'm blue, My poor heart is beatin' slow; Never' had no trouble in my life before, I'm all alone at midnight, And my lamp is burning low, Never had so much trouble in my life before. I'm gonna lay my head On that lonesome railroad track, But when I hear the whistle, Lord, I'm gonna pull it back. I'm goin' down to the river Take along my rocking chair, And if the blues don't leave me, I'll rock on away from there. Well, trouble, oh, trouble, Trouble on my worried mind, When you see me laughin', I'm laughin' just to keep from cryin'. Today's the birthday of blues singer Muddy Waters, born McKinley Morganfield in Rolling Fork, Mississippi (1915). He said that his grandmother nicknamed him Muddy Waters because as a boy he liked to play in the muddy creek near his house. *If it doesn't have a train, is it really the blues??
  • It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry.