of no fixed subtitle
March 30, 2006
16 years ago
If we can keep these engine eggs down, we'll be sititn' pretty.
Officially licensed meat products.
...it RACES THROUGH YOUR COLONtm!!!
MonkeyFiter: Officially licensed meat products.
it's TRACK MEAT!™
We may have a winner.
Wow. I love the
exhaust in the morning. It
crap. And what a terribly made ad. All that flash to achieve what an animated gif would do, and the pictures of the products are so small you can't make them out, not that I would want to. Not to mention that there's nothing to click on! Give me the clicky-clicky, damnit!
Possible tagline: "Taste the excitement . . . right here -- in my pants."
The people that buy these just want to see a hamburger crash.
And they experience anal leakage.
"BETTER TOP OFF THE ANAL, THERE JIMMY - I THINK WE GOTS A LEAKAGE!!"