March 30, 2006

Nascar Meats
  • If we can keep these engine eggs down, we'll be sititn' pretty.
  • Officially licensed meat products.
  • ...it RACES THROUGH YOUR COLONtm!!!
  • MonkeyFiter: Officially licensed meat products.
  • it's TRACK MEAT!™
  • We may have a winner.
  • Wow. I love the smell taste of napalm exhaust in the morning. It smells tastes of victory crap. And what a terribly made ad. All that flash to achieve what an animated gif would do, and the pictures of the products are so small you can't make them out, not that I would want to. Not to mention that there's nothing to click on! Give me the clicky-clicky, damnit!
  • Possible tagline: "Taste the excitement . . . right here -- in my pants."
  • The people that buy these just want to see a hamburger crash.
  • And they experience anal leakage.
  • "BETTER TOP OFF THE ANAL, THERE JIMMY - I THINK WE GOTS A LEAKAGE!!"