of no fixed subtitle
March 30, 2006
Sharon Stone's Safe Sex Tips
"If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
That answers the question I had about what to do if cornered by a giant-size penis.
16 years ago
"Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex." Uh, I seriously doubt that kids today are asking
for sex advice. If they even know who she is. I'm just sayin'.
She doesn't appear to be waiting to be asked, if that snippet was anything to go by. In her favour, if the Queen of the Damned leaned over the clearance rack with no preamble, handed me a condom, and said "don't be afraid to go oral", that might just push me into a life of celibacy.
What? Nobody has a fantasy of a three-way with Stone and
I do. :(
Hey, if Sharon Stone's talking about blowing, I'm listening. The woman
Those movies don't blow, they suck moose ass.
Mobile talk but U.R Kiddin. rite?
Sharon Stone's Safe Sex Tip: Don't have sex with Sharon Stone.
Several years ago Sharon Stone walked into me and stepped on my foot really hard at a video store. True.
Was it good?
I was thinking "squash fetish," but didn't want to risk my employment searching for appropriate links.
*wonders if they were vampire squash*
He's as sharp as a tack, folks.
A rambling rhyme about Sharon Stone And her safe sex tips, for covers blown She's made a few films Of, by, and for women For which it is said Many blowjobs were given
. (NSFW, I assume -- I can't bring myself to click...)
A. I like the Sharon Stone, but she’s wrong, ‘cause that’s dangerous too, although admitedly less than penetration. B. There’s always the
. C. If my daughter is in a situation where she cannot get out of sex she’s going to be glad I armed her and taught her how to defend herself. Corollary to “C” - nothing says “No” like a
hammer to the gonads
OUCH! Stupid kid. There are a million analogies that could be used, and he chooses that one. Well deserved. Still, OUCH.
Stupid video froze before the funny part. I think I know where it was heading though.
Hey Sharon - what if you're giving a blowjob and there's suddenly unexpected
There's a term for that.
thank you Smed, I will be laughing about the ketchup effect all night. hopefully it won't interfere with my Jeopardy! try-out.
Oh, so the elegant simplicity of the hand job isn't good enough for the kids these days? Dangnabbed whippersnappers! *mutters and shuffles back off to the Great Depression*