March 25, 2006

Squid.
posted by sexyrobot 18 years ago
  • i don't really know if there's any monkeys interested in this...
  • This guy likes squid, huh?
  • Beaks. Oh boy.
  • No mention of world famous squid hunters John Lurie and Dennis Hopper?
  • It looks like a giant knob.
  • The SquidFire t-shirt boy is not unattractive.
  • "It was thought the species was cannibalistic when parts of a fellow giant squid were found in the stomach of a specimen caught off Tasmania’s west coast in 1999. But New Zealand based marine biologist Steve O’Shea believes that was the result of some bizarre mating methods. He says the creatures do not mean to eat each other but the females accidentally bite bits off of the males during mating." Oops! Sorry, dear. Did you forget your safe word?
  • WHEN SQUIDS ATTACK!!! (wmv)
  • Er... let's try that again WHEN SQUIDS ATTACK!!! (wmv)
  • i'm with boney on this one...boy, i'd love to rip his tentacles off...
  • I see a squid A squid I see All beak and ink On a gift shop T
  • God hates squid. According to Answers in Genesis, squid aren't legitimate living creatures
  • What I'd really love to see now, though, is the rhetorical squirming they'd go through when it's pointed out that human embryos do not develop red blood cells until about the 5th week of development, and therefore the early embryo, by their own definition, is not living. Heh.
  • I recorded this TV programme on some crappy satellite channel the other day, just because of it's non-emotive, objective title, KILLER SQUID. It wasn't quite up to the standards of his holiness, David Atteborough, but it had lots of footage of squids attacking, and people with chunks taken out of them. The best thing about it though, was that it was narrated by Paul Darrow, better known as Avon from Blakes 7. Look at the first picture on the link above and imagine him saying, "They can grow up to SEVEN. FEET. LONG. BLAKE."