March 25, 2006

Spray-on Dress. Warning: hard nipples as seen thru clingy fabric.
posted by At Swim Two Birds 18 years ago
  • Warning? I shall beat a path to the link. All links should have hard nipules!
  • Maybe handy for camping or something, but must be hard to get the sleeves to look like in the picture. Still pretty cool.
  • I imagine one would hold one's arms up while the sprayer was working around there. Anyway, the Jetsons already thought of this.
  • I think the product will have a lot of uses more practical than spray-on shirts. You could use it as a spray-on patch for torn clothes, or imbed the fibers with antiseptic to make spray-on bandages. If they price is low enough, you could make spray-on drop cloths. Strippers could start completely naked, then slowly spray on their clothing. It's a neat technology.
  • When the strippers start naked, I leave early.
  • Mmmmmmmnipples. *smiles, sips morning coffee*
  • a spray-on dress might work I guess but I'll eschew the spray-on shoe give me a boot that's fit to wear outdoors, because it's freezing there
  • but what about socks?
  • AHA
  • If it means I get to see more hard nipples through thin fabric, I'm all for it.
  • These spray-on socks inside my shoes soon melt and coat my toes with ooze. My handkerchief is soon pulled out, I wave it wildly all about. "My feet," I cry, "are stuck in place!" Pedestrians all hurry by. They wave politely as the sky turns black with clouds that rain on I.
  • Poor Bees. Let's all chip in and buy him an umbrella.
  • A spray-on umbrella?
  • Wow, no references to Tim Meadows on SNL doing the "Shirt in a Can" commercial.
  • I suppose you'd have to be an American.
  • Wasn't this also in a Stanislaw Lem book?
  • Won't wear no sprain-on socks!
  • Don't worry, bees, once the brain-implant takes, you'll LOVE the spray-on socks.
  • Liquid Latex is also fun for clingy fashion design. NSFW!!!
  • Spray-on hair and spray-on cheeses, gotta get me some spray-on Jesus.
  • When I saw the title I thought this post was going to be about Bill Clinton.
  • Strippers could start completely naked, then slowly spray on their clothing. Sheez, is there nothing sacred to you? On the other hand... make that stuff edible, and, well... and combine it with that latex stuff, and many people will go mad... *cough*
  • It looks like a giant knob.