March 22, 2006

Say hello to Fordham Spire
  • It looks like it will make God bleed.
  • Maybe make it less shiny?
  • It is going to be wrapped in aluminum foil until the grand unveiling.
  • It's crying out for some cobpoles.
  • um...I kinda like it, it looks like a giant holiday tree ornament or gala-night earring, or something...
  • Purty!
  • gomichild wonders what should be said about architects who design whopping great towers....
  • Will it spin?
  • And if it does, how long until God 'accidentally' trips on the rug, and... It reminds me of a stalagtite in a sugar mine.
  • I wonder if the lifts spin too as they go up and down.....
  • Looks like a corkscrew. Now all Chicago will need is a giant bottle.
  • *me revs up the 767*
  • *me goes snake hunting*
  • When Godzilla finally comes stomping across Lake Michigan, this is the first thing he will snap off and use as a stabby thing for which to spear the puny humans and giant moths. I can't wait!
  • I'll be with gomi's snake....ON A PLANE!!!
  • Most of the architect's works are truly unconventional; they really remind me of what future buidlings and bridges and such should have been like in 2000. However, this one looks too xmas tree for my taste.
  • And the award for the world's largest phallic symbol goes to...
  • I wonder if that's really true? What other shapes could they build big buildings in that weren't phallic?
  • Mmmh... let's see... Phallic Blender, Twin Penis, Cubist Penis, Scary pointed penis, Dildo, Scary pointed cubist penis, Phallic Tazer, Phallic Needle, Modernist Phallic needle... no, those architecs are fixated on Teh Pen0r.
  • Behold Londons Gherkin
  • I would like to see some buildings shaped after the pert female bottom.
  • Twin domed stadiums, perhaps.
  • Or goatse tunnel.
  • With a gushing fountain...
  • "The Tubgirl Fountain". It really should be done.
  • That's absolutely beautiful. Yay for new architecture that doesn't suck.
  • It's gonna be a bitch keeping that thing sharpened.
  • That's absolutely beautiful. Yay for new architecture that doesn't suck. Well, at least someone liked it. Perhaps even found it in-spire-ational. *ducks*
  • Chicago is home to the Unintended Vagina Building
  • Nashville has the Batman Building.
  • Yeah, well, just remember, everything's all fun and games, bright and shiny, till someone loses an eye or punctures a plane. Then we'll see who's smart or not. **GramMa gums dentures disgustingly disgustedly** It's crying out for some cobpoles MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Phallty tower!
  • hello, hello to Fordham Spire 'tis best you won't rise any higher two thousand feet's quite high enough when someone slips that landing's tough
  • I initially stayed away from this thread for fear of being molested, but then I was a little disappointed there was no mention of my glorious hog (tm), but then . . Or goatse tunnel. AAaiiiaaaaaghhh!! /Mvnch_Scream