March 21, 2006

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!"

I love Matt and Trey. I love them so very much.

posted by Weezel 18 years ago
  • I can't wait to see more scientology episodes....
  • Tom Cruise reportedly forced U.S. network Comedy Central to cancel the repeat of a "South Park" episode about Scientology by threatening to boycott publicity events for "Mission: Impossible III," according to media reports. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone issued an statement to Daily Variety saying, "So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. "Curses and drat! You have obstructed us now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu." The statement is signed "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants to the dark lord Xenu." posted by es el Queso at 12:18AM UTC on March 18, 2006 Sorry, Chy.
  • This just in: America ruled by religious nutjobs threatening litigation. Film at eleven ... but not that film.
  • Religious nutjobs - the US OF A??? Kidding right? *Tongue wedged so firmly in cheek*
  • smote them Jeebus!
  • Wouldn't Paramount rather Cruise not promote MI 3. Didn't they learn from his War of the Worlds dibilitating Oprah antics?
  • Wouldn't Paramount rather Cruise not promote MI 3? Didn't they learn from his War of the Worlds dibilitating Oprah antics?
  • Monkeyfilter: Tongue wedged so firmly in cheek That sounds dirty...
  • Wouldn't Paramount rather Cruise not promote MI 3?? Didn't they learn from his War of the Worlds dibilitating Oprah antics?
  • Praise Xenu!
  • Nein!
  • Wouldn't Paramount rather Cruise not promote MI 3?? Didn't they learn from his War of the Worlds dibilitating Oprah antics? You would think so, what with land being at such a premium in JapanAH FUCK IN-JOKE I AM SOOOO BANNED.
  • Banninatorrrrrr! *Booommmm!*
  • I've seen the episode and frankly can't believe what those guys did; basically dress up as a matador and wave the red cape in front of a pack of their rabid bull-lawyers. The ending, mocking precisely this ('Yeah, well, SUE ME!!') is hilarious, right to the 'special' credits. While I can't say I like SP, this specific ep is quite funny.
  • Super Power? What, now their XP has reached a level where they can all power up like in WoW? But in this case, they can just donate billions and buy XP (Just like in WoW). I wonder what the Scientology Power Move is? upupdowndownleftttalkoutofmyarserightleftsuerightba?
  • hehe Finish Him!!
  • Hines also said the Super Power program, which Hubbard wanted rolled out in 1978, met with delays during the 20-plus years that it was being piloted on church staffers. Hmm, maybe the Super Power made them Super Selfish. Or maybe they couldn't figure out the right payment plan to properly compete with Bowflex.