March 20, 2006

British Prime Minister evicts/KILLS Sir Humphrey!

OK, not really. I just thought it was a cute story.

posted by Koko 18 years ago
  • This is not the sort of top quality post tracicle was looking for, but I'll try to try to find something better!
  • Bastard! (Blair, that is, not Koko, nor Tracicle, for that matter.)
  • I like it. But pretty much anything featuring a dead cat does it for me. Sorry. Er... how do we have a serious discussion about this?
  • Serious discussions take place here? *goes outside to look at site's name on the door's facade, goes back in scratching head*
  • (sigh) yes, Prime Minister.
  • Hacker: When you give your evidence to the Think Tank, are you going to support my view that the civil service is overmanned and feather-bedded, or not? Yes or no? Straight answer! Sir Humphrey: Well Minister, if you ask me for a straight answer, then I shall say that, as far as we can see, looking at it by and large, taking one thing with another in terms of the average of departments, then in the final analysis it is probably true to say, that at the end of the day, in general terms, you would probably find that, not to put too fine a point on it, there probably wasn't very much in it one way or the other as far as one can see, at this stage.
  • /♥ Sir Humphrey
  • What gender was Socks, President Clinton's cat? Too bad they couldn't have bred thw two of them - think of the boon to international diplomacy!
  • I'd forgotten about Socks. Bush loves Blair, but Clinton loved pussy.
  • I HATE their cat.
  • *Applauds StoryBored*
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  • Pretty sure Socks was a he.
  • Gay pussy love. What's all this about 'serious discussions'? It'll never catch on I tells ya!
  • Should politicians even be allowed to have pets? Would I trust my pet to a politician? Would I feed a politician better than I feed my collie?
  • Vale Sir Humphrey - how can you trust a politician who evicts a CAT and then uses demise for publicity???? How can you go past eviction of cat? In my household human would have been thrown out - don't care if you Prime Minister - wrong food in bowl!!!!!!!!!!
  • I would feed a politician *to* a collie...